If you don’t know what I’m talking about, think about how many times a frat boy has jokingly put on a wig and a dress and put a room full of other men into laughter-induced comas just by doing a whiny voice and flailing their arms around. Drag queens taking femininity seriously makes them seethe.

Extra stubbed toes to whoever’s idea it was to have a video ad automatically start playing when you visit a website.

“I’d do it but I don’t have a yard” is so very indicative of the state of young people these days