Cowboy Data
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Cowboy Data
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I'm Cowboy Data
Leonard Cohen if he sucked at writing:

It goes like this - the fourth, the fifth
The minor fall and uhhh back to the fifth
May 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
If you can’t handle me at my Time - Pink Floyd [00:00 - 02:28], then you don’t deserve me at my Time - Pink Floyd [02:29 - 07:05]
April 30, 2025 at 11:13 PM
🎶 Me and my cousins and you and your cousins
We’re giving head to our cousins
Me and my cousins and you and your cousins
I can see them coming 🎶
April 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
More AI ❌
Mais reais ✅💰💵
April 20, 2025 at 11:51 PM
My father-in-law worked for apple. He is an insanely gifted designer. We were looking at a iPod together years ago and I asked him what it would cost to build it today. I will never forget his answer… 'We can’t, we don’t know how to do it.'
had a thought that if apple were to release a traditional ipod it would sell like hotcakes
February 26, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I’m replaying dark souls right now and I just wanted someone to know I beat capra demon last night first try 😎
February 17, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Smoking that green but don’t pass me the dab pen / work in tech but dress like late ‘60s Mad Men
January 14, 2025 at 4:56 PM
My greatest fear as a father is some sort of reverse Billy Elliot scenario where my kid wants to play football or something
October 27, 2024 at 4:20 PM
“Coke in her butt / RIP Aaron Carter”

Jpegmafia is the voice of our generation fr
July 17, 2024 at 7:09 PM
Paul Blart BART Cop
October 19, 2023 at 4:09 AM
Me to my co-workers: “yeah candy is definitely my main vice 😂🙈🤪”
October 18, 2023 at 9:37 PM
Brunch spot called “Harlem Shake” that plays the song on loop 24/7 but never drops
July 4, 2023 at 1:38 PM