Gabriel Russo
gaberusso.bsky.social
Gabriel Russo
@gaberusso.bsky.social
He/him
I am a husband, father, ally, teacher, podcaster, painter, lover, game designer, eater, drinker, listener, speaker, wannabe renaissance man
I host the Three Stooges Throwback Podcast:

https://open.spotify.com/show/58obovwHRvIiH7lFYfyWH0
I hope this is my last holiday. I hate everything about this world.
November 20, 2025 at 10:52 AM
A scammer just convinced me I had been hired. Now I want to die. Why would people do this? What a fucked up world
November 19, 2025 at 2:10 PM
November 15, 2025 at 12:05 PM
One of them will float the idea of getting rid of age of consent. Then there can be no pedophiles. Problem solved.
November 12, 2025 at 12:30 PM
THIS.
November 11, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Family secret: my antifa was really my momtifa. Just like John Lennon
October 29, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I don’t really want to be here anymore.
October 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I think the Large Hadron Collider ripped a hole in space and time and allowed this shitverse to be born.
October 27, 2025 at 11:47 AM
@scottaukerman.bsky.social at a pumpkin patch with my family tonight and Monster Mash came on and I started giggling like an idiot. The Monster Fuck has ruined me for life! Looking forward to it this year! #MonsterFuck
October 25, 2025 at 12:25 AM
October 24, 2025 at 11:01 AM
He’s only getting started. He’s a monster. America will break.
October 23, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Mike Johnson looks like Chris Hansen would have caught him.
October 23, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Hoping Kristi Noem gets the JFK Jr. Treatment in her new jet.
October 19, 2025 at 12:43 AM
So, I am the Gabe who calls in on CBB Presents Take Care…with the Juice, this week.
I have since learned how to leave a proper voicemail, so I’m good. Yay me!
October 18, 2025 at 12:46 PM
@letsgotothephones.bsky.social ep259. great kayfabe radio show as usual guys.
Philly transplant to Georgia here. Feeling all the pain. Go Flyers…?!
October 14, 2025 at 12:39 PM
There IS going to be blood in the streets. There already HAS been. What will YOU do when they come to take YOU away in the dead of night, wearing all black and masks?
We will ALL be answering that soon enough. Pick a side soon.
October 8, 2025 at 12:45 PM
@cbsnews.com maybe only qualified people should be in charge. Cancelling paramount minus.
Fuck your own asses.
October 3, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I dated Tilly Norwood’s mom when we were in high school! Is she mine? Paternity test coming soon!
October 2, 2025 at 1:31 PM
General Strike! Shut it down? We can show you SHUT DOWN.
Stay home. Call your reps all day long on your cell phones, from the massive demonstrations in the streets, where we are blocking traffic.
September 30, 2025 at 10:53 PM
When will people stand up and take to the streets everywhere.
September 30, 2025 at 10:37 PM
@pftompkins.bsky.social
I just said hello out loud to Kaitlin Olson from 10+ years ago. Ha!
#spontaneanation
September 30, 2025 at 12:34 PM
People framing any of this Dump coup as anything other than that are slow. Open your eyes people. He’s not changing America, he is destroying it at the behest of Putin. There is no other explanation for the sheer amount and type of things he’s doing. Tear down every Institution that made us the US.
September 23, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Crocodile tears for Kirk’s cunt wife. Hahaha even she is glad he’s dead!
September 22, 2025 at 10:39 PM
We are going to have to deal with Dump. Nobody is coming to save us.
September 18, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I think people are missing the point. Sides bicker, and it all amplifies. Trump is trying to break America at the behest of Putin. It does not matter how we get there. Theater will continue until it finds the breaking point.
September 12, 2025 at 5:12 PM