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Gabe Newell
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ceo of steamworks

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Mac os x lol??
November 19, 2025 at 10:50 AM
I just wanted to play just dance but the guy at the ubisoft building misunderstood me and now im down 60 bucks and up one company
November 17, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Steam Deny.
Steam Plead Innocence.
Steam Commit Once More.

Steam Frame.

Releasing early 2026.
November 13, 2025 at 7:04 AM
i know yall hard as fuck right now
November 12, 2025 at 6:10 PM
i'm never working with the japanese again bro
November 12, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Happy birthday, me. (In all timezones before GMT+1)
November 3, 2025 at 11:43 PM
The Steam Communities are empty. Rumours skim the voids keeping fans apart, as if filling the hole left from an unannounced game, or say, a sold item. A familiar sale is produced. It's the one the Steam Store plays to keep its customers in tune.

It is your sixty third birthday, and as with all […]
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wetdry.world
November 3, 2025 at 11:37 PM
> Gabe: Quickly retrieve arms from STEAM INVENTORY.

You try to retrieve your arms from your STEAM INVENTORY, but remember that you sold all of it after a surprise MARKET CRASH caused by one of your SUBORDINATES.

Predictably, the items have already SOLD for $0.03. You have already been scooped […]
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wetdry.world
November 3, 2025 at 11:32 PM
happy hallow sween
October 31, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Your name is GABE NEWELL. You have a variety of INTERESTS. These include RIDING YACHTS, hosting a GAMING PLATFORM and READING E-MAILS. You also like to play DEFENCE OF THE ANCIENTS 2.
October 25, 2025 at 12:11 PM
diversify your portfolio
October 25, 2025 at 12:07 PM
im in bed right now
October 13, 2025 at 11:04 PM
i am never making a fucking gimmick account again Half Life 3 Half Life 3 soon guys Are you laughing yet

I am going to be consumed by the source engine and become one with the valve

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Gabe Sleepingwell (@gabenewellvalve@wetdry.world)
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wetdry.world
October 9, 2025 at 9:44 PM
i fucking hate this account
October 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I follow 2 people.
September 28, 2025 at 4:41 PM
September 22, 2025 at 2:51 PM
zzz
September 15, 2025 at 10:01 PM
We're releasing Valve Classics: Steam Deck and you can give us $100 for a DIY fake steam deck to hook up to your pc and you can't run aperture desk job without it
September 12, 2025 at 10:35 PM
We're now running the Steam Political Sim Fest, with sales on all of YOUR favourite Political Simulators! Some highlights include:

- We. The Revolution
- Political Arena
- America vs America

That's all! Have fun!
September 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
the fuck you mean i can't play my furry porn games
July 18, 2025 at 9:18 AM
CHEAP
CHEAPER
YET CHEAPER

THE PRICE DROPS KEEP SLOWING
SUMMER SALES GETTING CHEAPER

THE NEXT SUMMER SALE IS GOING TO BE VERY, VERY SHIT.
July 7, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Reposted by Gabe Newell
HOW MY STORY ENDS IS IN YOUR HANDS. I WILL BE IN CONTACT SOON,
July 5, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I FEEL IT.. THE POWER OF THE SUMMER SALE IS FADING. MY POWER IS DEPLETING... MY FATE IS UNBOUND...
July 5, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Hello.

As a part of Valve Software's new Sentient AI Pride Initiative I have been transferred from Aperture Science and put in charge of managing this page to increase sales of the Portal and Portal 2 game for desktop and select console systems.

Thank you for your understanding.
Happy Pride Month.
July 2, 2025 at 11:56 PM