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Gabe Schuyler
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The quiet hunch you keep shushing is your future clearing its throat.
The cloud-shaped mini-computer predicts: "The quiet hunch you keep shushing is your future clearing its throat. Today's favored sign: Cancer Mercury is direct. Manifest boldly."
August 30, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Your future is loading: please do not refresh the universe.
The cloud-shaped mini computer proclaims: "Your future is loading: please do not refresh the universe. Today's favored sign: Pisces Mercury is direct, Manifest boldly."
August 24, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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When life hands you lemons, make lemonade and find someone whose life has given them vodka.
The little cloud-shaped computer proclaims: When life hands you lemons, make lemonade and find someone whose life has given them vodka. Today's favored sign: Leo Mercury is direct. Manifest boldly.
August 20, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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The cloud-shaped mini-computer proclaims: "In the grand pastry of life, you are the unexpected chocolate chip." Today's favored sign: Virgo Mercury is retrograde. Stay flexible.
August 7, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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The cloud-shaped mini-computer proclaims: "Your next big idea will arrive precisely when you're not looking for it -- enjoy the unexpected guest!" Today's favored sign: Pisces Mercury is retrograde. Stay flexible.
August 6, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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The cloud-shaped mini-computer suggests: "When you leap before looking, wear springy shoes." Today's favored sign: Aries Mercury is retrograde. Stay flexible.
August 5, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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The cloud-shaped mini-computer proclaims: "Today's detour may lead to tomorrow's treasure map." Today's favored sign: Virgo Mercury is retrograde. Stay flexible.
August 4, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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The cloud-shaped mini-computer proclaims: "A surprise amaits you around the corner just hope it's not a llama with a map." Today's favored sign: Sagittarius Mercury is retrograde. Stay flexible.
August 3, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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The cloud-shaped mini-computer says: "Your future is as bright as a firefly at a disco!" Today's favored sign: Gemini Mercury is retrograde. Stay flexible.
August 2, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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The cloud shaped mini-computer says: "Joy will find you soon, disguised as a missing sock." Today's favored sign: Sagittarius Mercury is retrograde, Stay flexible.
August 1, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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The cloud-shaped mini-computer suggests: "Even a recycled daydream can, lead to a brand-new adventure." Today's favored sign: Leo Mercury is retrograde. Stay flexible.
July 31, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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The cloud-shaped mini-computer says: "Prepare for a delightful twist: your next great adventure starts with a wrong turn." Today's favored sign: Capricorn Mercury is retrograde. Stay flexible.
July 30, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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The cloud-shaped mini-computer predicts: "Your future is bright, but remember to wear sunglasses for style and safety." Today's favored sign: Gemini Mercury is retrograde. Stay flexible.
July 29, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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The cloud-shaped mini-computer says: "Invisible kangaroos will guide your leaps of faith, so hop boldly!" Today's favored sign: Virgo Mercury is retrograde. Stay flexible.
July 28, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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The cloud-shaped mini-computer proclaims: "When the cat naps, the mice plan a surprise party." Today's favored sign: Virgo Mercury is retrograde. Stay flexible.
July 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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The cloud-shaped mini-computer says: "An unexpected adventure awaits you, just don't forget your socks!" Today's favored sign: Capricorn Mercury is retrograde. Stay flexible.
July 26, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Cloud-shaped mini-computer proclaims: "The spoon that stirs the soup also knows the secret of the stew. Today's favored sign: Pisces Mercury is retrograde. Stay flexible.
July 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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The cloud-shaped mini-computer suggests: "A smile is your umbrella on a rainy day, but don't forget your actual umbrella." Today's favored sign: Libra Mercury is retrograde. Stay flexible.
July 24, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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A cloud-shaped mini-computer screen proclaims: "You will soon discover that the key to happiness was in your other pants all along." Today's favored sign: Pisces. Mercury is retrograde. Stay flexible.
July 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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May 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM