i can tell within seconds of meeting a man if he’s obsessed with it’s always sunny in philadelphia

this week is sort of a buffet situation for the amc a list member

sorry to be not like other girls but i feel like i listen to 80% cool music and 20% top 40 and then my spotify wrapped is like “you listened to espresso by sabrina carpenter every day and we have no recollection of you ever listening to anything cool”

sorry if i seem “triggered” lately. i suffer from Obsessive Christmas Disorder

you’re laughing. i’ve got a houseboat docked at the himbodome and you’re laughing

wicked is sort of like a marvel movie for the “now roll up one vertebrae at a time” crowd