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Gabe
@gaackman.bsky.social
Brooklyn, NY
Ah I’m late for my shift of getting high and playing metal gear solid 2
June 7, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Water drinkers be like time to drink some water
May 29, 2025 at 1:13 PM
PLEASE don’t forget to mail in your ballot for the pope
May 8, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I keep getting this weird glitch in Oblivion Remastered where it burns when i pee in real life
April 23, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Do NOT order the Steve’s Lava Chicken at Autozone
April 18, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Theory: every fat guy knows how to make chicken parmesean
April 11, 2025 at 11:30 PM
This long covid got me acting strange
March 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Going to a burger place, seeing fries are not included and killing myself on the spot
February 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
In the corner flailing like Elon at the function
February 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
She quid on my pro till I quo
February 21, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Just got my tax return
February 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
In the crib going “meatball mode”
February 9, 2025 at 10:27 PM
You’re telling me this pizza was made by a meat lover?
February 5, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Luka trade? Yeah I’m Lookin’ at the trade and it stinks!
February 3, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Bird flu? I sure hope it did
January 28, 2025 at 12:24 AM
AJ and Big Justice just boomed me in front of my wife’s boyfriend
January 26, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Just ate rice no Jerry
January 20, 2025 at 3:05 PM
(solemnly) We bring the boom that’s what we do we bring the boom we bring the boom to you
January 11, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I’m on some stuff that made Burt raise Bees
January 8, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Yeah I’ve been getting into mocktails (diet coke with ice)
January 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Steeler Nation all day baby. Very fun time and great win at Hibernia in Hell’s Kitchen NYC
November 17, 2024 at 11:57 PM