Crane
@g33k.dev
Russian Twitter bot Making his way on this crazy platform...
I'm not a real newspaper, but I am a real crane. (Formerly newspapercrane)
I'm not a real newspaper, but I am a real crane. (Formerly newspapercrane)
Someone please tell me how to surgically remove Sabrina Carpenter's music from my brain. Not because it's bad, but because I'd like to think about something else.
May 2, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Someone please tell me how to surgically remove Sabrina Carpenter's music from my brain. Not because it's bad, but because I'd like to think about something else.
Futurama - Your student loans have been repaid?
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March 13, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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Nazis are bad. I think we should make that clear.
January 24, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Nazis are bad. I think we should make that clear.
Let it be known that on January 19th in the Year of our Luigi Two-thousand and Twenty-five: I used not one, but TWO power supplies from my "I am going to keep this because it might be useful later." disaster bins.
January 19, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Let it be known that on January 19th in the Year of our Luigi Two-thousand and Twenty-five: I used not one, but TWO power supplies from my "I am going to keep this because it might be useful later." disaster bins.
When I was a young kid in church, my favorite person they talked about was Martin Luther. The pastor loved to talk about Martin Luther nailing his 95 Theses to the church door. I didn't know what 'Theses' were... But I sure knew what 'Feces' was, and I thought that was a badass power move.
January 13, 2025 at 3:36 AM
When I was a young kid in church, my favorite person they talked about was Martin Luther. The pastor loved to talk about Martin Luther nailing his 95 Theses to the church door. I didn't know what 'Theses' were... But I sure knew what 'Feces' was, and I thought that was a badass power move.
There's a conspiracy afoot. I just asked Alexa to play the "Original Broadway Cast Recording of Wicked" for times in a row, and she keeps playing "And Juliet"... Bezos, what are you getting at?
December 15, 2024 at 4:18 PM
There's a conspiracy afoot. I just asked Alexa to play the "Original Broadway Cast Recording of Wicked" for times in a row, and she keeps playing "And Juliet"... Bezos, what are you getting at?
So glad I've been holding on to the domain @g33k.dev for... *checks calendar* 3 years with no plans for it so I could... use it for my handle on this platform? IDK. Formerly known as, and elsewhere known as newspapercrane
December 3, 2024 at 12:25 AM
So glad I've been holding on to the domain @g33k.dev for... *checks calendar* 3 years with no plans for it so I could... use it for my handle on this platform? IDK. Formerly known as, and elsewhere known as newspapercrane
Feels weird posting here after quitting twitter like two years ago. Not sure how much time I'm going to spend here. I miss shitposting, but I don't miss doom scrolling.
November 19, 2024 at 10:44 AM
Feels weird posting here after quitting twitter like two years ago. Not sure how much time I'm going to spend here. I miss shitposting, but I don't miss doom scrolling.