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@g0thlawyer.bsky.social
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crim defense attorney, artist, Jewish, anti-Zionist, chapstick lesbian, red flag enthusiast. not your lawyer. this is not legal advice.

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I this this is technically a selfie #photography #newprofilepicture
Photo of goth with orange and blue lighting
November 22, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Happy Halloween! Here is Hamlet in her costume! Safety icon!!!
Traffic cone lit up via flash photo in the park. Hamlet the dog wearing an orange safety vest lit up via flash in the park
October 31, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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winter safety icon!!
hamlet the dog is wearing a lit up reflective vest in a dark park. hamlet the dog is wearing a lit up reflective vest in a dark park. (Different angle)
October 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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self portrait #wip
a hand holds a block printing of a little grey/silver skull wearing black glasses. Background of photos has tools used to make the print.
October 12, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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told my friend I wanted to practice painting pets and be requested I paint his dog AS A CAT

So anyways here’s Max the Dog and Max the Cat 🐕🐱
Dog smiling in the sun Water color of a cat meant to look like that dog
October 11, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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going into an existential crisis at 8am thinking about these two posts
October 5, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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what if I funded a sabbatical with pet portraits 🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣
cat holding a little hat Painting of the same cat (without the little hat)
October 1, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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I only ever give out two pieces of legal advice:

1) don’t commit crimes.
2) see image below.

(this skeet is not legal advice)
Image shows a happy fish and text says “even a fish wouldn’t get caught if he kept his mouth shut” In the background are several fish with mouths open and getting caught
September 12, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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huge news for the if books could kill audience @michaelhobbes.bsky.social @notalawyer.bsky.social
Headline text: Adams Adviser Suspended From Campaign After Giving Cash to Reporter A campaign volunteer for Mayor Eric Adams of New York was suspended after giving a journalist cash in a potato chip bag.
August 21, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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mini zine i made recently #zine #wip
cover of one page zine titled “containers” by goth Page 1: my body sure does keep the score. And it’s currently 1000 to zero. Page 2: I an a living vessel for other people’s Trauma. I’ve heard it all. Page 3: on good days I am the ocean. Holding unimaginable depth for infinite lives. Page 4: today in a twice washed ziplock. Leaking tears and about to fall apart at the seams. Page 5: I’m about to drown in the desert. Page 6: I just want to be a Nalgene. Reliable. Known. Stable.
July 28, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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THANK YOU ANCHORAGE FOR BEING SO BEAUTIFUL AND GAY!!

Last night's Year Round Queer Release party was a blast. I love this community. I love our commitment to thriving. I love our art. #alaskasky #writer #art

(and if you missed it you can purchase your issue at yearroundqueer.com ◡̈ )
cover of the new issue of YRQ me and alex (co-editors of the zine) posing in chairs the band manlady ladyman playing crowd of party goers
July 26, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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also like excited about getting better at tiny details
Same painting as above next to a pen for size reference (painting is approx the size of a Polaroid)
July 4, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Technically, this is a selfie. #watercolor
Watercolor painting of person in black jeans, a crop top, and Birkenstocks.
July 4, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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calling all queerdos of #anchorage, come hang tomorrow!
June 29, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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I ❤️ seagulls #draft #wip
Picture of a journal spread. Left side has a print of a seagull screaming and the text says SCREAM UNTIL YOU DIE. the right side has the stamp used to make the image.
June 8, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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ordering more stickers ◡̈ #notlegaladvice
June 6, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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time for my weekly “have you seen my dog post”

have you seen my dog? she is good.
Small village mix dog in the woods
May 17, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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new birks after 9 years 🫣
left: a pair of brand new Birkenstocks sandals Right: a pair of every ragged old used sandals left: a pair of brand new Birkenstocks sandals Right: a pair of every ragged old used sandals This angle shows that the heel has worn down to half the size on the old pair
May 11, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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potters marsh bb #anchorage
May 10, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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when people ask what kind of books I read
Screen shot of the song SLOW BURN on Spotify by Kacey Muskgraves
May 4, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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HASHEM IS TESTING ME TODAY
box of cigarettes at the park open view of the box shows it is full with a lighter
April 27, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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“the two genders” of getting a gas station snack
One person (me) is holding a pink sugar free red Bull and circus animal cookies. One person is holding a white monster energy drink and Advil.
April 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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trial prep with pup
hamlet the dog sits on a lounge chair in my office
April 19, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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for free
damp uggs
Balto park
Two soggy ugg boots in the parking lot of balto park Hamlet the dog is sniffing stray Ugg Boots in the park parking lot
April 17, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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this sucks. no joke. just depressed.
new york times headline "maya angelou is out but nazi book stays at the naval academy"
April 12, 2025 at 5:02 AM