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So this take aged like milk 😂
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
So this take aged like milk 😂
Whenever I see The Onion pop up on my feed:
a black and white photo of a man with the words " absolute cinema " below him
ALT: a black and white photo of a man with the words " absolute cinema " below him
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Whenever I see The Onion pop up on my feed:
(Trying to butter up the jury) to the people of the jury, we need to call the fire department, because you all are smoke shows 🔥
August 3, 2025 at 6:44 PM
(Trying to butter up the jury) to the people of the jury, we need to call the fire department, because you all are smoke shows 🔥
Billionaire: Oh whoa be me, I had to pay millions in taxes
Everybody else *pays a larger percentage of their wealth each year in taxes*
Everybody else *pays a larger percentage of their wealth each year in taxes*
July 19, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Billionaire: Oh whoa be me, I had to pay millions in taxes
Everybody else *pays a larger percentage of their wealth each year in taxes*
Everybody else *pays a larger percentage of their wealth each year in taxes*
After using Burt’s Wasps lip balm
a man with his mouth open and the words `` it 's not so bad '' next to him .
ALT: a man with his mouth open and the words `` it 's not so bad '' next to him .
media.tenor.com
June 27, 2025 at 5:48 PM
After using Burt’s Wasps lip balm
You got this! Day 1,035 for me clean off alcohol and narcotics
May 6, 2025 at 7:10 PM
You got this! Day 1,035 for me clean off alcohol and narcotics
But he seemed like such a fungi
May 3, 2025 at 5:57 PM
But he seemed like such a fungi
Congrats! I’m three year narcotics free as of January 🙌 one day at a time, you got this!
May 2, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Congrats! I’m three year narcotics free as of January 🙌 one day at a time, you got this!
BIG MAN IN THE TRENCHES
I’ve never been so excited about a guard pick
I’ve never been so excited about a guard pick
April 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
BIG MAN IN THE TRENCHES
I’ve never been so excited about a guard pick
I’ve never been so excited about a guard pick
Caesar: *whispers* someone stab me so I can leave this dog haired time traveler
April 22, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Caesar: *whispers* someone stab me so I can leave this dog haired time traveler
Fall down, be humble
April 16, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Fall down, be humble
He won a game for the Giants and dropped their draft spot 😂
April 12, 2025 at 12:55 AM
He won a game for the Giants and dropped their draft spot 😂
Currently training birds to only shit on teslas 💩
April 10, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Currently training birds to only shit on teslas 💩
But Cybergruel has what plants crave (slurp)
Electrolytes
Electrolytes
April 4, 2025 at 6:35 PM
But Cybergruel has what plants crave (slurp)
Electrolytes
Electrolytes
Jordan > LeFlop
However, he could be LeGoat with a few more championships
However, he could be LeGoat with a few more championships
March 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Jordan > LeFlop
However, he could be LeGoat with a few more championships
However, he could be LeGoat with a few more championships
JSN over both Addison and Kupp
March 17, 2025 at 12:58 AM
JSN over both Addison and Kupp
Addison was a top 20 receiver, so for the majority of teams he would be their top receiver. Of course Jefferson is the #1 receiver on the Vikings, but Darnold elevated the play of everyone around him
March 16, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Addison was a top 20 receiver, so for the majority of teams he would be their top receiver. Of course Jefferson is the #1 receiver on the Vikings, but Darnold elevated the play of everyone around him
Darnold elevated Jordan Addison into a borderline WR1, I have faith in Darnold that he can continue his success from last year. I agree we need to improve the O Line or else it doesn’t matter who we have at QB and WR
March 16, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Darnold elevated Jordan Addison into a borderline WR1, I have faith in Darnold that he can continue his success from last year. I agree we need to improve the O Line or else it doesn’t matter who we have at QB and WR
Sooo we’re getting worse for not overpaying a 35 year old QB and a diva WR? Your logic doesn’t add up
March 16, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Sooo we’re getting worse for not overpaying a 35 year old QB and a diva WR? Your logic doesn’t add up
For the market, 15mil for Kupp is a steal. At least we didn’t overpay for Devante Adams
March 16, 2025 at 7:39 PM
For the market, 15mil for Kupp is a steal. At least we didn’t overpay for Devante Adams
Hahaha yes I’m feeling huge just like Genos and DKs bloated contracts 😂
March 16, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Hahaha yes I’m feeling huge just like Genos and DKs bloated contracts 😂