g0nz
@g0nz.bsky.social
Dad, boardgamer, teller of dad jokes, trainer, nerd
Friend (at a bar): “Why do you yell out the name of every drink the bartender makes?”
Me: “Because I call the shots.”
Me: “Because I call the shots.”
January 31, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Friend (at a bar): “Why do you yell out the name of every drink the bartender makes?”
Me: “Because I call the shots.”
Me: “Because I call the shots.”
@donlemonofficial.bsky.social Hello Don! I just watched you mention how nice Bluesky is on The Nightcap, and just thought I’d send you a nice welcome message as well. :)
November 23, 2024 at 4:43 AM
@donlemonofficial.bsky.social Hello Don! I just watched you mention how nice Bluesky is on The Nightcap, and just thought I’d send you a nice welcome message as well. :)
Because I am a very competitive person, I cannot stand the south of France.
I hate Toulouse.
I hate Toulouse.
November 20, 2024 at 1:45 AM
Because I am a very competitive person, I cannot stand the south of France.
I hate Toulouse.
I hate Toulouse.
Me: “Ouija board, is this house haunted?”
Ouija board: M Y B R O T H E R H A S A L W A Y S B E E N M O R E P O P U L A R T H A N M E A N D I T R E A L L Y H U R T S
Me: “Damn it, this is a Luigi board.”
Ouija board: M Y B R O T H E R H A S A L W A Y S B E E N M O R E P O P U L A R T H A N M E A N D I T R E A L L Y H U R T S
Me: “Damn it, this is a Luigi board.”
November 15, 2024 at 4:12 AM
Me: “Ouija board, is this house haunted?”
Ouija board: M Y B R O T H E R H A S A L W A Y S B E E N M O R E P O P U L A R T H A N M E A N D I T R E A L L Y H U R T S
Me: “Damn it, this is a Luigi board.”
Ouija board: M Y B R O T H E R H A S A L W A Y S B E E N M O R E P O P U L A R T H A N M E A N D I T R E A L L Y H U R T S
Me: “Damn it, this is a Luigi board.”
I graduated from high school in 1984, and was voted “most likely to never let anything go.”
Why the heck did they do that? What were they thinking? It still annoys me to this day.
Why the heck did they do that? What were they thinking? It still annoys me to this day.
November 14, 2024 at 7:03 PM
I graduated from high school in 1984, and was voted “most likely to never let anything go.”
Why the heck did they do that? What were they thinking? It still annoys me to this day.
Why the heck did they do that? What were they thinking? It still annoys me to this day.
Me (waking up from coma): “How long was I out?”
Doctor: “Five years.”
Me (panicked): “Five years! Who’s the president now?”
Doctor (sighing): “Brace yourself…”
Doctor: “Five years.”
Me (panicked): “Five years! Who’s the president now?”
Doctor (sighing): “Brace yourself…”
November 14, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Me (waking up from coma): “How long was I out?”
Doctor: “Five years.”
Me (panicked): “Five years! Who’s the president now?”
Doctor (sighing): “Brace yourself…”
Doctor: “Five years.”
Me (panicked): “Five years! Who’s the president now?”
Doctor (sighing): “Brace yourself…”
Me: “Do you have any books on paranoia?”
Librarian (whispering): “They’re right behind you.”
Librarian (whispering): “They’re right behind you.”
November 13, 2024 at 4:22 AM
Me: “Do you have any books on paranoia?”
Librarian (whispering): “They’re right behind you.”
Librarian (whispering): “They’re right behind you.”
Donate a kidney and you’re a hero.
Donate ten, and you get so many annoying questions. Whose kidneys are these? How did you get them?
So ungrateful.
Donate ten, and you get so many annoying questions. Whose kidneys are these? How did you get them?
So ungrateful.
November 13, 2024 at 4:21 AM
Donate a kidney and you’re a hero.
Donate ten, and you get so many annoying questions. Whose kidneys are these? How did you get them?
So ungrateful.
Donate ten, and you get so many annoying questions. Whose kidneys are these? How did you get them?
So ungrateful.