“The Museums throughout Washington, but all over the Country are, essentially, the last remaining segment of ‘WOKE.’ The Smithsonian is OUT OF CONTROL, where everything discussed is how horrible our Country is, how bad Slavery was,

and how unaccomplished the downtrodden have been — Nothing about Success, nothing about Brightness, nothing about the Future. We are not going to allow this to happen, and I have instructed my attorneys to go through the Museums,

and start the exact same process that has been done with Colleges and Universities where tremendous progress has been made. This Country cannot be WOKE, because WOKE IS BROKE. We have the ‘HOTTEST’ Country in the World, and we want people to talk about it, including in our Museums.”

He’s threatening to sic his lawyers on museums because they talk too much about slavery(our history) and not enough about “Brightness.” You can’t parody this, he already did it for us. And now, apparently, Trump’s next mission is to rewrite American history… within our museums.

& yes, Throwing in the “90 years old” part will definitely exclude their 80 year old mental patient from the backlash