g-simmel.bsky.social
@g-simmel.bsky.social
I feel the sense of possibilities
I feel the wrench of hard realities
Oh thank God, i was worried it might be too late...to whip it...
February 2, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Into shape?
February 2, 2026 at 5:02 PM
One of my all-time favorites:
Handlers Desperate To Prevent Tara Reid Political Awakening - The Onion share.google/r4eedzzyimnj...
Handlers Desperate To Prevent Tara Reid Political Awakening
LOS ANGELES—Tara Reid’s agent, publicist, and other members of her management team are working feverishly to avert a potential political awakening in the 26-year-old actress, sources reported Tuesday.
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January 31, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Was it his? You can't really dust for vomit...
January 30, 2026 at 12:13 PM
Get busy living, or get busy dying
January 26, 2026 at 12:46 AM
He's very concerned
January 25, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Goebbels had to tame the American shit DOWN, because the German people initially rejected the more radical eugenic positions
January 18, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Fun fact: that was a verse Sandler took out of his Chanukah song:
Anne Hathaway: NOT A JEW
January 16, 2026 at 5:43 PM
January 14, 2026 at 12:09 PM
Lol...I thought the last one on the first line was BILLY JOEL, and assumed I'd had a stroke..
January 14, 2026 at 12:02 PM
...dEcOrUm...
January 14, 2026 at 11:57 AM
🧐🤔
January 10, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Hijinks ensue
January 10, 2026 at 5:36 PM
I post this whenever it's even remotely related
January 9, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Quark ABSOLUTELY has files
January 5, 2026 at 11:07 PM
January 5, 2026 at 2:10 AM
This Eagles game is so bad, it doesn't matter
January 5, 2026 at 12:21 AM
lol...cHeCkS aNd BaLaNcEs...
January 5, 2026 at 12:07 AM