G. McAllister
@g-mcallister.bsky.social
A computer science educator and writer of no renown in Central Texas.
Follow for micro-fiction and upcoming publications. Feedback and criticism, kind or otherwise, are always welcome.
Follow for micro-fiction and upcoming publications. Feedback and criticism, kind or otherwise, are always welcome.
I think I need to buy a humidifier.
January 29, 2026 at 12:58 AM
I think I need to buy a humidifier.
The oatmeal cream pie was a sandwich to begin with. This is a recursive sandwich.
January 29, 2026 at 12:54 AM
The oatmeal cream pie was a sandwich to begin with. This is a recursive sandwich.
I also power myself with a flood of sugar.
January 28, 2026 at 2:18 AM
I also power myself with a flood of sugar.
I'm sure Poland heard something similar once.
January 28, 2026 at 12:44 AM
I'm sure Poland heard something similar once.
Tap 20 cards and you own Wizards of the Coast.
January 28, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Tap 20 cards and you own Wizards of the Coast.
Every time I see that hand, the champagne gets colder.
January 28, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Every time I see that hand, the champagne gets colder.
The kewpie mayo really sells it!
January 28, 2026 at 12:37 AM
The kewpie mayo really sells it!
At what point do the chickens come sleep in the bedroom?
January 28, 2026 at 12:35 AM
At what point do the chickens come sleep in the bedroom?
Three-card monte
January 28, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Three-card monte
Deploy the feather spheres!
January 25, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Deploy the feather spheres!
An epic struggle!
January 25, 2026 at 2:56 AM
An epic struggle!
End-to-end, while fantastic, will always be exactly as trustworthy as the company selling the app.
January 25, 2026 at 2:53 AM
End-to-end, while fantastic, will always be exactly as trustworthy as the company selling the app.
Congratulations!
January 21, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Congratulations!
It was a lot of fun. Jimmy can fuck all the way off, though.
January 21, 2026 at 12:44 AM
It was a lot of fun. Jimmy can fuck all the way off, though.
The list of dedicated EV companies that are outperforming Tesla could fill a very small but significant book.
January 19, 2026 at 2:19 AM
The list of dedicated EV companies that are outperforming Tesla could fill a very small but significant book.
George Smiley kind of scratches the same itch as Jackson Lamb.
January 18, 2026 at 11:30 PM
George Smiley kind of scratches the same itch as Jackson Lamb.
LibreOffice is a really great suite of applications. A little short on design sometimes, but long on functionality.
January 18, 2026 at 4:36 AM
LibreOffice is a really great suite of applications. A little short on design sometimes, but long on functionality.
Pretty sure twitter-bots don't cost eight million dollars 🤣
January 18, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Pretty sure twitter-bots don't cost eight million dollars 🤣
Sleep is a kind of game.
January 18, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Sleep is a kind of game.
This is the future we were promised.
January 17, 2026 at 8:11 PM
This is the future we were promised.
I'll bet it does!
January 17, 2026 at 8:11 PM
I'll bet it does!