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G.E. Filtefish
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"The new groups are not concerned
With what there is to be learned
They got Burton suits, huh, ya' think it's funny
Turnin' rebellion into money”
—Strummer/Jones
📸 Baruch Spinoza
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G.E. Filtefish @g-e-filtefish.bsky.social · Nov 16
I'm G.E. Filtefish! You may remember me from such social media platforms as Twitter and X. If you followed me there, follow me here. I promise to follow back and fill your feed with joy and wonder. And remember, as Hegel said, "You are either Spinozist, or not a philosopher at all."
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That’s the way it’s been in town
Ever since they tore the jukebox down
#tuesdaytune
May 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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I’m surprised they replaced Tom Cruise with Jason Bateman in the new Mission: Impossible movie.
May 10, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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Per FoxNews: Melania Trump and Usha Vance to lead pre-Christmas corn husk doll-making workshop.
May 10, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Other upcoming cartographic changes from the White House:

Denmark > Mar-a-Lego™️
Vatican City > Vacation City
Turkey > McNugget
Mt. Nebo > Mt. Knee Bend
Cassino > Casino
Lappland > Lappdance Land
The Washington Monument > The Washington Emolument
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May 7, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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How the cardinals know when the ribs are ready... #conclave
May 7, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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May 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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The Poop of Greenwich Village
May 4, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Me, everyday...
May 2, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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In other news, JD Vance wants to rename Thanksgiving to Have-You-Even-Said-Thank-You-Once Day.
May 2, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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Them: Relax you shoulders.
Me: I don't understand.
April 30, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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There’s something poignant about tossing one’s Scrub Daddy. After all its hard work, it keeps smiling up at you. Godspeed, Scrub Daddy, godspeed.
April 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Happy Good Friday...
April 18, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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We need some crazy-eyed John C. Calhoun-style anti-tariff energy manifested (minus the racism and white supremacy).
April 3, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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That's no moon. #millenniumchicken #thingsthatlooklikethedeathstar
April 3, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Love me some Cory Booker.
April 1, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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I truly never thought I’d be thinking about this song the way I’ve been thinking about this song lately.
The Clash The Guns Of Brixton 1980
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March 29, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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My gut biome is mostly sour Skittles. That’s bad, right?
March 27, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Weirdest news para of the day: “A lifelong circus performer, he began working with this specific stunt 30 years ago when he "married into a human cannonball family." For the first 15 or so of those years, he shot his now ex-wife out of the cannon before becoming the star of the show himself.”
March 11, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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Egg biscuit? I think NOPD Supt. Anne Kirkpatrick has been drinking. #nolasky #nola #mardigras
March 3, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Could someone please post a montage of European newspaper front pages. I’m not yet feeling completely ashamed and isolated.
March 1, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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I don’t care how much you love your spouse, don’t sit next to them while they’re eating a crunchy apple. #advice
February 28, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Impeach this motherfucker!
February 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Remember that episode of Seinfeld where Elaine gets upset because someone made a mannequin based on her? I know the feeling.
February 26, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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James Fishback has a punchable face. #cnn
February 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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At the home of MY president. #nolasky #nola #marigny
February 24, 2025 at 2:48 PM