*trying to relate to the younger generation* well well well, I was something of a youngshit passoid when I was your age, too
March 24, 2025 at 3:33 PM
*trying to relate to the younger generation* well well well, I was something of a youngshit passoid when I was your age, too
If your bottom needs to prepare, its because they don't really love you. If they really trusted you, their body would know to wipe clean when it started absorbing your oxytocin.
March 21, 2025 at 9:48 PM
If your bottom needs to prepare, its because they don't really love you. If they really trusted you, their body would know to wipe clean when it started absorbing your oxytocin.
In the quest to find quality entertainment for my neice's bahtmitzvah, my latest plan is to attend a "furry convention" and then hold up every single "protogen" there at gunpoint until two of those bastards finally come clean and admit they were French band "daft punk" all along
March 21, 2025 at 8:26 PM
In the quest to find quality entertainment for my neice's bahtmitzvah, my latest plan is to attend a "furry convention" and then hold up every single "protogen" there at gunpoint until two of those bastards finally come clean and admit they were French band "daft punk" all along
On second thought, it was a mistake to attend this feminist conference wearing my "The Future is Futanari" tshirt
March 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
On second thought, it was a mistake to attend this feminist conference wearing my "The Future is Futanari" tshirt
Being a puppy is lowkey goated??? No. Wrong. A baby goat is a kid. A puppy is some dogther thing
February 17, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Being a puppy is lowkey goated??? No. Wrong. A baby goat is a kid. A puppy is some dogther thing
KID A IN ALPHABET LAND EXISTS AS A MEANS OF PERSONIFYING ABSTRACT LACANIAN CONCEPTS. IRONICALLY, RADIOHEAD'S ALBUM, KID A, HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH LACAN OR THE CARD GAME. IT WAS NAMED AFTER A SEQUENCER FILE CHOSEN FOR ITS NON-MEANING, PERSONIFYING THE ALBUM WITH ABSTRACTION ITSELF
February 15, 2025 at 3:28 PM
KID A IN ALPHABET LAND EXISTS AS A MEANS OF PERSONIFYING ABSTRACT LACANIAN CONCEPTS. IRONICALLY, RADIOHEAD'S ALBUM, KID A, HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH LACAN OR THE CARD GAME. IT WAS NAMED AFTER A SEQUENCER FILE CHOSEN FOR ITS NON-MEANING, PERSONIFYING THE ALBUM WITH ABSTRACTION ITSELF
Saw a down-and-out in Seattle last night. His sign said not "I need food" or "I need a job" but "I need a Macro MILF Lactating Dragoness". What could this mean?
February 15, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Saw a down-and-out in Seattle last night. His sign said not "I need food" or "I need a job" but "I need a Macro MILF Lactating Dragoness". What could this mean?
My Republican Neighbour: "Come and take it!"
Me: *scratching off serial numbers* Okay :3 Yayy ^w^
Me: *scratching off serial numbers* Okay :3 Yayy ^w^
February 15, 2025 at 2:08 AM
My Republican Neighbour: "Come and take it!"
Me: *scratching off serial numbers* Okay :3 Yayy ^w^
Me: *scratching off serial numbers* Okay :3 Yayy ^w^
When Fidel said "la historia me absolverá" do you think it was because he was a freak like me? Do you think its because he knew it will one day be normal to eat ass and suck toes? I can only pray.
January 14, 2025 at 4:13 AM
When Fidel said "la historia me absolverá" do you think it was because he was a freak like me? Do you think its because he knew it will one day be normal to eat ass and suck toes? I can only pray.
Sufganiyot... are they really worth it?
December 29, 2024 at 4:23 AM
Sufganiyot... are they really worth it?
Got so fucking sweaty at the MMA gym
December 28, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Got so fucking sweaty at the MMA gym
Girls keep on asking me to stab them
December 28, 2024 at 4:57 AM
Girls keep on asking me to stab them
I was born in the right generation. I love k-holing and being pet like a puppy
December 16, 2024 at 7:08 PM
I was born in the right generation. I love k-holing and being pet like a puppy
Women can do anything. Incredible.
November 27, 2024 at 1:26 AM
Women can do anything. Incredible.
I love it when a sturdy old piece of furniture groans and creaks when you sit on it. Like you're causing it pain but its still dutifully providing for you. So beautiful :')
November 22, 2024 at 4:20 PM
I love it when a sturdy old piece of furniture groans and creaks when you sit on it. Like you're causing it pain but its still dutifully providing for you. So beautiful :')
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white hair, half his face is blue. close enough. welcome back, Black Jack.
Jay Leno is “black and blue” after falling down a 60-foot hill on his way out for dinner
Jay Leno ‘all black and blue’ after falling down a hill | CNN
Jay Leno is “black and blue” after falling down a 60-foot hill on his way out for dinner.
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November 20, 2024 at 6:59 PM
white hair, half his face is blue. close enough. welcome back, Black Jack.
"Defend trans healthcare, but give up on sports inclusion" seems like a very pragmatic position until you realize that trans kids in schools are real people being systematically segregated from their peers.
November 15, 2024 at 9:37 PM
"Defend trans healthcare, but give up on sports inclusion" seems like a very pragmatic position until you realize that trans kids in schools are real people being systematically segregated from their peers.
Just got a test question I got "wrong" thrown out of my class's exam AND I'm a girl. Don't ever give up!
November 8, 2024 at 11:15 PM
Just got a test question I got "wrong" thrown out of my class's exam AND I'm a girl. Don't ever give up!
You can kill people and cut their heads off
November 25, 2023 at 6:16 PM
You can kill people and cut their heads off
No fucking way
Sex
September 29, 2023 at 5:30 PM
No fucking way
While you studied the blade, I meditated under a waterfall and learned the secrets of seven wise woodland creatures. I am glad your blade study classes went well dear, I just know we're both going to do great this semester 🥰
September 12, 2023 at 2:17 PM
While you studied the blade, I meditated under a waterfall and learned the secrets of seven wise woodland creatures. I am glad your blade study classes went well dear, I just know we're both going to do great this semester 🥰
She is smiling bc her makeup survived 10k and a trip to the beach
August 28, 2023 at 11:34 AM
She is smiling bc her makeup survived 10k and a trip to the beach