G.A.
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I boo linesmen for fun. Paddock ultra
I boo linesmen for fun. Paddock ultra
Heated steering wheels are a fine luxury in this weather. Practically got tanned hands now
February 14, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Heated steering wheels are a fine luxury in this weather. Practically got tanned hands now
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Quick, use the "cup final" shout...
February 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Quick, use the "cup final" shout...
No teacher had arrived so I farted into a classmate’s Pepsi Max can styled pencil case and closed it over. Only for our year head to be watching through the window. A letter had to sent home and signed by mum as acknowledgment for two afternoon’s detention
February 12, 2025 at 12:34 PM
No teacher had arrived so I farted into a classmate’s Pepsi Max can styled pencil case and closed it over. Only for our year head to be watching through the window. A letter had to sent home and signed by mum as acknowledgment for two afternoon’s detention
That’s basically passport control in the fucking rain. What a shambles
February 7, 2025 at 8:53 AM
That’s basically passport control in the fucking rain. What a shambles
The 4 year old got in bed with us on 4 different occasions last night, and the 7 year old had a nightmare which prompted him to squeeze in too. The pair of them then berate me downstairs after finding an empty Maltesers packet, like I’ve been cheating on them. Can’t sleep or treat apparently
January 25, 2025 at 8:52 AM
The 4 year old got in bed with us on 4 different occasions last night, and the 7 year old had a nightmare which prompted him to squeeze in too. The pair of them then berate me downstairs after finding an empty Maltesers packet, like I’ve been cheating on them. Can’t sleep or treat apparently
Do Everton Fan Services have an account on here? Not had a reply from their email team since well before Christmas. Be easy to have a convo with the Loch Ness Monster than that lot
January 21, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Do Everton Fan Services have an account on here? Not had a reply from their email team since well before Christmas. Be easy to have a convo with the Loch Ness Monster than that lot
Thursday’s bin collection turned up at 7:15am today. Must have been some traffic around these past two days
January 18, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Thursday’s bin collection turned up at 7:15am today. Must have been some traffic around these past two days
Throwing banana peels at cars trying to overtake me so they skid off the road
January 18, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Throwing banana peels at cars trying to overtake me so they skid off the road
No one in this family agreeing that we should watch Paddington 2 this evening and I’m furious to be quite fucking honest
December 24, 2024 at 4:52 PM
No one in this family agreeing that we should watch Paddington 2 this evening and I’m furious to be quite fucking honest
Worrying developments in the barbers here. Two lads waiting both sporting goatees. This is in Formby, for all of those who are suitably appalled
December 20, 2024 at 4:30 PM
Worrying developments in the barbers here. Two lads waiting both sporting goatees. This is in Formby, for all of those who are suitably appalled
I’m coming down the man flu, lads. I can feel it in my dried up cheeks. Moisturising twice a day this week
December 13, 2024 at 9:51 AM
I’m coming down the man flu, lads. I can feel it in my dried up cheeks. Moisturising twice a day this week
Wonderful return of the Tommy, Hector & Laurita podcast today. Tommy’s witty quips bring absolute joy to my being
December 5, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Wonderful return of the Tommy, Hector & Laurita podcast today. Tommy’s witty quips bring absolute joy to my being
Youngest’s nativity this afternoon. He spent the whole time mouthing “daddy” and waving whilst dressed as a donkey and I turned to mush
December 5, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Youngest’s nativity this afternoon. He spent the whole time mouthing “daddy” and waving whilst dressed as a donkey and I turned to mush
Booing slacks put back in drawer. Up the Toffees
December 4, 2024 at 10:48 PM
Booing slacks put back in drawer. Up the Toffees
I’m sure you’re all dying to know, so here we are
December 4, 2024 at 1:51 PM
I’m sure you’re all dying to know, so here we are
Dial Emma for tonight, drive the game and get there handy enough for a chippy, or get the train, arrive a bit later but afford myself a few pints afterwards
December 4, 2024 at 10:20 AM
Dial Emma for tonight, drive the game and get there handy enough for a chippy, or get the train, arrive a bit later but afford myself a few pints afterwards
Last night’s tea offering, served up by the ever wonderful Wreckfish
November 24, 2024 at 3:45 PM
Last night’s tea offering, served up by the ever wonderful Wreckfish
Look away Paul McCartney, the pork belly is going in
November 22, 2024 at 7:32 PM
Look away Paul McCartney, the pork belly is going in
I’ve got Long Johns on today, lads
November 20, 2024 at 9:27 AM
I’ve got Long Johns on today, lads
WSAG heads - is that lad on here who listens to Ped in the dark? Need to make sure I’m following him for the occasional insanity
November 19, 2024 at 2:14 PM
WSAG heads - is that lad on here who listens to Ped in the dark? Need to make sure I’m following him for the occasional insanity