OMG YOURE WRITING THE COWBOY STORY.

Doing the lords work 👏

Kuma and everyone else like “getting your own goth king and a clown is just another version of the same solution” but they’re happy seeing the initiative 🤣

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT IM SAYING!!!

Kuma being the subtle meddler he is clocking mihawk as sad and lonely and continually sends him friends against his will. The monkeys worked for a bit but weren’t great conversationalists. So he upgraded to goth girl + green ape. Results pending on success rate.

Luffy and law write a 30 page research paper

The cold is THE WORST 😔😔

Oh my god it has to be vergo. He’s so doggedly proud and would keep going after Law regardless. I’m sure doffy would find it funny—two hearts joining as one.

But the real question is who would doffy engage Law to, Who is the shitty tool husband to be but who also listens to doffy

Hawkins?

PLUS going to the staff rooms to party with the other straw hats onboard with them!

I can hear it now, Luffy stalking up to Law like ‘that looks like a stupid way to die’ and picking a fight with him. Law, unable to stop himself, irritated and also confused like ‘that’s the point’

Or later them doing childish disgusting things for fun.