I know that there are many noteworthy things happening in the world…but when I see any pie recipe that includes store bought crust, I am filled with an indignation that is way out of scale.

It’s 3 ingredients, 4 if you include water.

If you are using store bought, just buy the pie already.

Hot take on “asstronaut” voyage 2025: if you need to burn a tonne of jet fuel traveling to the edge of the atmosphere to feel awe and wonder and connection with our planet…you maybe need to spend more time outdoors in nature, marveling at this miracle we call
home.

What astonishes me is how the orange asshole has single-handedly managed to do more to help combat climate change—through slowing economic growth—than the greenest of the greens, ever.

Slow clap. Best unintended consequence imaginable.

I spent years telling Chris Murphy exactly what was happening; there are a ton of records. Do not fall for performative bullshit. They knew the Trump cohort plot the entire time. Demand action from them -- and repentance.

I just bought « nipple of Venus » tomato seeds and frankly, if the world is going to hell, this is exactly what I want in my hand basket.

Last night, the sky went all Maxfield Parrish and life felt a little wonderful and then I read about the Signal war chat and felt the stinging shame of being American which by the way is accentuated—not dulled—by living as an immigrant abroad.