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❝𝐈 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐃𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐞𝐯𝐬𝐤𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐝𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐡.❞
☞ 𝙴𝚗𝚓𝚘𝚢𝚎𝚛 𝚘𝚏 𝚌𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚌 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙼𝚞𝚜𝚒𝚌 (𝚃𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚔𝚘𝚟𝚜𝚔𝚢, 𝙱𝚊𝚌𝚑 & 𝙳𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚎𝚟𝚜𝚔𝚢, 𝚃𝚘𝚕𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚢, 𝙺𝚊𝚏𝚔𝚊)
☞ 𝙱𝚜𝚍 𝚑𝚢𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚏𝚒𝚡𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚔𝚎𝚎𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚖𝚎 𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎
❝𝐈 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐃𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐞𝐯𝐬𝐤𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐝𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐡.❞
☞ 𝙴𝚗𝚓𝚘𝚢𝚎𝚛 𝚘𝚏 𝚌𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚌 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙼𝚞𝚜𝚒𝚌 (𝚃𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚔𝚘𝚟𝚜𝚔𝚢, 𝙱𝚊𝚌𝚑 & 𝙳𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚎𝚟𝚜𝚔𝚢, 𝚃𝚘𝚕𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚢, 𝙺𝚊𝚏𝚔𝚊)
☞ 𝙱𝚜𝚍 𝚑𝚢𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚏𝚒𝚡𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚔𝚎𝚎𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚖𝚎 𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎
Ethics is such a stupid and useless class, I mean c’mon, I’m someone struggling with morals and genuine empathy and even I find this shit easy. The teacher has to give me additional tasks or else I’ll get massively annoyed and bored. Useless fucking class, stealing two hours of my life every week.
January 7, 2026 at 12:33 PM
Ethics is such a stupid and useless class, I mean c’mon, I’m someone struggling with morals and genuine empathy and even I find this shit easy. The teacher has to give me additional tasks or else I’ll get massively annoyed and bored. Useless fucking class, stealing two hours of my life every week.
My physics teach js declared smth I said as the gag of the week. (The funniest thing that one of his student said or did for the week) He’s a scary tall old aah dude that could be a war veteran, and I made that mf wheeze like he had a severe asthma attack in front of the whole class.
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January 7, 2026 at 10:36 AM
My physics teach js declared smth I said as the gag of the week. (The funniest thing that one of his student said or did for the week) He’s a scary tall old aah dude that could be a war veteran, and I made that mf wheeze like he had a severe asthma attack in front of the whole class.
Heh… he ded (gave him bandages rq so that that bootleg mf looks more like actual Dazai) ❤️🩹
January 7, 2026 at 10:22 AM
Heh… he ded (gave him bandages rq so that that bootleg mf looks more like actual Dazai) ❤️🩹
I am a simple man. Drawing blood is the most satisfying and fun thing to draw ever, you cannot change my mind. Ts so scrumptious. ❤️🩹
January 7, 2026 at 9:59 AM
I am a simple man. Drawing blood is the most satisfying and fun thing to draw ever, you cannot change my mind. Ts so scrumptious. ❤️🩹
Bootleg Dazai dies (actually maybe the best school assignment ever??)
January 7, 2026 at 9:31 AM
Bootleg Dazai dies (actually maybe the best school assignment ever??)
Chat what do I do… I had to take multiple professional IQ tests throughout my life (by licensed doctors and professionals, not some self-testing bs), but the results kinda differ way more than they should. (Like a range of over 20 points, wtf) What do I do-
January 7, 2026 at 8:03 AM
Chat what do I do… I had to take multiple professional IQ tests throughout my life (by licensed doctors and professionals, not some self-testing bs), but the results kinda differ way more than they should. (Like a range of over 20 points, wtf) What do I do-
My saves are diabolical… 🥀🥀
January 6, 2026 at 4:55 PM
My saves are diabolical… 🥀🥀
Exams are always scary af bc u gotta pull up to these traumatizing exam „rooms“ that are not at all like normal classrooms and you feel like you’re writing your doctorate and not js some exam 💔 thank you Jesus Christ for having saved me from the backrooms once again today
January 6, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Exams are always scary af bc u gotta pull up to these traumatizing exam „rooms“ that are not at all like normal classrooms and you feel like you’re writing your doctorate and not js some exam 💔 thank you Jesus Christ for having saved me from the backrooms once again today
YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE ME. YOU WILL NOT. I DONT BELIEVE MYSELF EITHER. GUESS WHICH BITCH (respectfully bc shes a goated teacher and I appreciate her lots) FORGOT TO PUT ME ON THE EXAM LIST. SO I RANDOMLY DO NOT HAVE TO WRITE THE MATH (OR JS ANY IN GENERAL) EXAM TODAY AND CAN JUST GO STRAIGHT HOME.
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January 6, 2026 at 1:26 PM
YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE ME. YOU WILL NOT. I DONT BELIEVE MYSELF EITHER. GUESS WHICH BITCH (respectfully bc shes a goated teacher and I appreciate her lots) FORGOT TO PUT ME ON THE EXAM LIST. SO I RANDOMLY DO NOT HAVE TO WRITE THE MATH (OR JS ANY IN GENERAL) EXAM TODAY AND CAN JUST GO STRAIGHT HOME.
Math exam today, French exam next week, Geography test and Chemistry exam on Thursday, and the history test abt the Russian revolution and pre-ussr on Friday. I feel like I’m forgetting something… Oh, well, right, I’m gonna have to finish a biology essay and a German assignment till next week too…
January 6, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Math exam today, French exam next week, Geography test and Chemistry exam on Thursday, and the history test abt the Russian revolution and pre-ussr on Friday. I feel like I’m forgetting something… Oh, well, right, I’m gonna have to finish a biology essay and a German assignment till next week too…
Heh, got another straight 100% in literature class today as usual, anything less would’ve honestly disappointed me
January 6, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Heh, got another straight 100% in literature class today as usual, anything less would’ve honestly disappointed me
Math exam in 1h and 15 minutes… pray for me
January 6, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Math exam in 1h and 15 minutes… pray for me
Always having been the child prodigy and top of class until one day it just all comes crashing down and you can’t function properly so you fall behind and all your intelligence based self worth comes crumbling down. I guess high IQ doesn’t equal good grades but this is just embarrassing.
January 6, 2026 at 8:20 AM
Always having been the child prodigy and top of class until one day it just all comes crashing down and you can’t function properly so you fall behind and all your intelligence based self worth comes crumbling down. I guess high IQ doesn’t equal good grades but this is just embarrassing.
Measuring at the docs office is always such a scam why am I several cm smaller and 1 kg heavier
January 6, 2026 at 8:14 AM
Measuring at the docs office is always such a scam why am I several cm smaller and 1 kg heavier
Fym I only got R‘s today?? Not one SR?? Not even with the material scouts??? Are you fucking kidding me?
January 6, 2026 at 7:33 AM
Fym I only got R‘s today?? Not one SR?? Not even with the material scouts??? Are you fucking kidding me?
WAIT EXACTLY THAT HAPPENED WHEN I SHOWED MY MOM, MY CLASS TEACH AND MY LITERATURE TEACH, THEY WERE SO CONCERNED IT WAS EMBARRASSING
January 6, 2026 at 5:54 AM
WAIT EXACTLY THAT HAPPENED WHEN I SHOWED MY MOM, MY CLASS TEACH AND MY LITERATURE TEACH, THEY WERE SO CONCERNED IT WAS EMBARRASSING
Subtle fyodor foreshadowing for my math test in a few hours.... (shamelessly stealing from Pinterest like always, mb gng)
January 6, 2026 at 5:52 AM
Subtle fyodor foreshadowing for my math test in a few hours.... (shamelessly stealing from Pinterest like always, mb gng)
I also don't understand why people keep calling him dirty??? 🥀🥀 (Physically) I mean besides the prison arc or him being held captive where he probably genuinely wasn't able to shower, but that mf is the biggest cleaning freak ever- he's absolutely a germaphobe guys I'm not js projecting i swear ✌️😭
People using the fact that Fyodor is centuries old as an argument that hes like a boomer with technology and cannot work with it is genuinely so stupid, he's literally a cyber terrorist guys, he knows how to use technology- 😭🥀
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January 6, 2026 at 3:00 AM
I also don't understand why people keep calling him dirty??? 🥀🥀 (Physically) I mean besides the prison arc or him being held captive where he probably genuinely wasn't able to shower, but that mf is the biggest cleaning freak ever- he's absolutely a germaphobe guys I'm not js projecting i swear ✌️😭
People using the fact that Fyodor is centuries old as an argument that hes like a boomer with technology and cannot work with it is genuinely so stupid, he's literally a cyber terrorist guys, he knows how to use technology- 😭🥀
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January 6, 2026 at 2:53 AM
People using the fact that Fyodor is centuries old as an argument that hes like a boomer with technology and cannot work with it is genuinely so stupid, he's literally a cyber terrorist guys, he knows how to use technology- 😭🥀
Today’s calorie intake isnt hard to calculate bc I literally just had tomato soup for dinner and thats it. 440kcal. I have many small open wounds in my mouth from that woman absolutely abusing it with her chiropractor cleaning tools earlier today, which made the soup burn a bit, but it’s alright.
January 5, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Today’s calorie intake isnt hard to calculate bc I literally just had tomato soup for dinner and thats it. 440kcal. I have many small open wounds in my mouth from that woman absolutely abusing it with her chiropractor cleaning tools earlier today, which made the soup burn a bit, but it’s alright.
I forgot that this stupid Clanker on my school notes app analyzes literally every document I have on there 🥹🥀 Thank you for the „study notes“ gng
January 5, 2026 at 5:54 PM
I forgot that this stupid Clanker on my school notes app analyzes literally every document I have on there 🥹🥀 Thank you for the „study notes“ gng
I love that song way more than I should
January 5, 2026 at 5:27 PM
I love that song way more than I should
Okay, big math exam and French exam tomorrow, and one small history test abt the Russian Revolution, like, I cannot afford sleeping tonight I gotta pull the second all nighter in a row for this shit (I’m awake since over 40 hours now, someone end my suffering)
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January 5, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Okay, big math exam and French exam tomorrow, and one small history test abt the Russian Revolution, like, I cannot afford sleeping tonight I gotta pull the second all nighter in a row for this shit (I’m awake since over 40 hours now, someone end my suffering)
That feeling when you finally understand the math subject and suddenly it all makes sense and is super easy
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January 5, 2026 at 5:19 PM
That feeling when you finally understand the math subject and suddenly it all makes sense and is super easy
