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+ curiously asked after taking a quick glance at the ice cream man for whatever reason, he was just fidgety like that.

“Oh and don’t worry about me getting tired of walking by the way, I’m practically a professional athlete at that shit! Just you see.”

His confident sneer made it seem so!

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November 13, 2025 at 8:15 AM
“Casa-what now? Nah, I’m not Italian but, alrighty! Your money man!”

Fylk chuckles at his previous comment before ending it off with a little wink soon after his face relaxes.

“I don’t know about you though, but my fatass is- STUFFED. Where were you thinkin about headin after this?”

Fylk +
November 13, 2025 at 8:12 AM
💚: I know how that is, hope everything’s spring on your end dude. Glad to hear from you though! Stay safe ^w^!
November 11, 2025 at 5:30 AM
+ of quarters.

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November 6, 2025 at 7:45 AM
+ yours ~💚”

And that sneer of his was growing wider with every long lick of his tongue, flicking against the base of his ice cream with more precise pacing . . .

“Nah but uhh- I could pay for these? If you need, I mean. I got some cash to spare?”

Said cash was just a few dollars & a handful +
November 6, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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“Eh, you pick up a few words when you’ve hung around doctors as much as I have. Besides, Ladies drop when witnessing this mug!

Both of his fingers pointed towards said ‘mug’

“Besides, if it weren’t for this ice cream then I might just need to lick the strawberry off those red cheeks of +
November 6, 2025 at 7:42 AM
+ from the fact that his ears were so damn big!

“Besides, if I’m cute then maybe it’d be better to send that bodacious ass back towards the ice cream stand, cause your down right beautiful in comparison! A real catch, they’d say.”

He says it like it was fact, like water being wet!

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November 5, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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“I dunno . . . Last time I checked the mirror my smile was quite the lady killer ~”

Which must’ve been back at in the trials what with his teeth being more gold than natural, least he caught the comment though! Usually comments like that went right over his little head, the real irony came +
November 5, 2025 at 11:08 AM
+

“And thats just with chocolate & vanilla? I know what I’m saving my money for now! Damn my taste buds needed some of that!”

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November 1, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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“This- this is- it’s like . . . ten times better than that yogurt shit they were giving us . . . Mmn -!”

The possums says with a mouth full of ice cream & a big o’ smile going across his face!

“Mmmn! It’s so cold too!”

And with one gulp Fylk was finally free to speak clearly!

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November 1, 2025 at 4:31 PM
+ between those damn lips of his! Just like that!

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October 31, 2025 at 9:24 AM
+ escapes his loud laughter, the kind of laugh a man has after years of struggle.

“To a testament of our Friendship!”

Fylk cheerfully raises his popsicle into the air!

Before biting down over the whole thing,

causing the possum to drag the treat off it’s stick with one swift pull from +
October 31, 2025 at 9:22 AM
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“. . . . . Are you- are you sure thats chocolate? Kinda looks like smooth poop dude-“

Fylks hand was hesitant at first, but soon takes the ice cream while his finger brushes against Bernard’s.

“But, I’ve eaten stuff that looks way worse so uhh- I dunno if I can be talkin.”

A faint wheeze +
October 31, 2025 at 9:19 AM
+ fifties aesthetics that surrounds them.

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October 29, 2025 at 8:25 PM
+ Chocolate! It was a vanilla ice cream cone dipped in chocolate, giving it a cold chocolaty shell to crunch into!

“Best of both worlds! Tasty, tasty worlds . . . Can we get that one?”

Fylk liked looking at Bernard’s baggy eyes. It shows character, and not in a flashy way like the usual +
October 29, 2025 at 8:25 PM