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wealth can buy you the presidency and the most global influence ever witnessed in history but it’s clear that wealth, no matter how much you accumulate, cannot ever make you funny
January 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
wealth can buy you the presidency and the most global influence ever witnessed in history but it’s clear that wealth, no matter how much you accumulate, cannot ever make you funny
conservative be like “Noooo he was just dabbing 😂”
January 21, 2025 at 1:21 AM
conservative be like “Noooo he was just dabbing 😂”
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Fuck. This is so fucking stupid.
January 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Fuck. This is so fucking stupid.
Goodbye TikTok hello (again) bluesky
January 19, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Goodbye TikTok hello (again) bluesky
learned that Santa isn’t real in the Uber
January 1, 2025 at 3:08 AM
learned that Santa isn’t real in the Uber
I have concepts of thoughts
December 13, 2024 at 3:22 AM
I have concepts of thoughts
anyone have four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree I can borrow?
December 13, 2024 at 3:19 AM
anyone have four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree I can borrow?
ate (rice) because i’m (on the)
brat (diet)
brat (diet)
December 10, 2024 at 12:10 AM
ate (rice) because i’m (on the)
brat (diet)
brat (diet)
me, dashing through the snow in a one-horse open sleigh: giddy up jingle-horse pick up your feet
December 5, 2024 at 3:31 AM
me, dashing through the snow in a one-horse open sleigh: giddy up jingle-horse pick up your feet
Spotify wrapped was lowkey a flop this year
December 4, 2024 at 5:22 PM
Spotify wrapped was lowkey a flop this year
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Thinking about how immersive Moana 2 was at American Multi Cinema. Even the shot out speaker sounded like it was underwater 👀 🌊
December 4, 2024 at 7:03 AM
Thinking about how immersive Moana 2 was at American Multi Cinema. Even the shot out speaker sounded like it was underwater 👀 🌊
christopher nolan needs to make 8 million more movies right now
December 2, 2024 at 3:02 AM
christopher nolan needs to make 8 million more movies right now
december 1 and I’ve already lost whamageddon
December 1, 2024 at 6:26 PM
december 1 and I’ve already lost whamageddon
so whoooo made the rule that you have to be hot as hell to work at Trader Joe’s…love that place
November 30, 2024 at 8:50 PM
so whoooo made the rule that you have to be hot as hell to work at Trader Joe’s…love that place
Have the reddit aita reposts made it to bluesky yet
November 25, 2024 at 12:26 AM
Have the reddit aita reposts made it to bluesky yet
i’m just a girl whose car doesn’t go in the garage cleaning off the snow in crocs and a t shirt
November 22, 2024 at 9:59 PM
i’m just a girl whose car doesn’t go in the garage cleaning off the snow in crocs and a t shirt
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“you don’t want to hear conservative voices, you just want an echo chamber” well yes
November 21, 2024 at 4:06 PM
“you don’t want to hear conservative voices, you just want an echo chamber” well yes
i get all of my news from snl weekend update
November 21, 2024 at 2:31 AM
i get all of my news from snl weekend update
drinking a $15 beer at the adrianne lenker concert. live love brooklyn
November 20, 2024 at 12:46 AM
drinking a $15 beer at the adrianne lenker concert. live love brooklyn
i thought this was food but it’s literally eight candles
November 19, 2024 at 3:28 AM
i thought this was food but it’s literally eight candles
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i feel like i can breathe on gay leftist twitter
November 18, 2024 at 1:59 AM
i feel like i can breathe on gay leftist twitter
crunch is the most superior candy
November 18, 2024 at 1:02 AM
crunch is the most superior candy
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best diss track ever is how do you solve a problem like maria. imagine being such a nuisance that a group of nuns sing about you being a clown at your own wedding.
November 17, 2024 at 11:35 PM
best diss track ever is how do you solve a problem like maria. imagine being such a nuisance that a group of nuns sing about you being a clown at your own wedding.