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CJ Thomas
@fuzzyduckboi.bsky.social
Author, cinephile, potato king, Big Dumbass Energy. he/him

I write TTRPGs, Boardgames, and am working towards publishing my first novel---hopefully my the end of 2023!

Ask about my WIP: Ozymandias
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In January, I will be starting into the 3rd and final editing run through the manuscript for my WIP, Ozymandias. I'm going to add some new scenes, make some final tweaks, read the entire thing front to back, and hopefully be able to submit it to a publisher.
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An update on my book:

Ozymandias' manuscript is nearly complete, and the only revisions I am making now are for art descriptions. Been working with a good friend of mine to create illustrations for characters and scenes, and I'll post some of that soon.
May 18, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I love how cartoonishly evil Dedra and Cyril are as a couple:

D: Darling, should we eat children today, or shoot puppies?

C: Ugh! Shoot puppies---I hate the sounds the children make when you bite into them.

D: Don't worry, darling, you'll get used to it

C: *loading blaster* I sure hope not
May 18, 2025 at 1:15 PM
The surprise comeback that wrestling needs is the time-traveling, mythological extravaganza that would be Smackdown Vs Ra
February 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Goofy things you should engrave on a sword:
Fuck it, we ball
Groovy~
Tis but a flesh wound
Sweet! What does mine say?
This end toward enemy -->
~To Whom it May Concern~

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February 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I'm still stuck in the bronze age, got no idea what irony even is.
January 28, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I don't trust people that don't capitalize the first letter of their own name.
January 26, 2025 at 4:40 PM
In January, I will be starting into the 3rd and final editing run through the manuscript for my WIP, Ozymandias. I'm going to add some new scenes, make some final tweaks, read the entire thing front to back, and hopefully be able to submit it to a publisher.
December 2, 2024 at 8:04 PM
I made the joke

I got too self conscious

I deleted the joke

Now I am the joke
December 2, 2024 at 7:54 PM
I hate it whenever you watch a how-to guide and the person giving the explanation and it's a 60-year old handyman who's tag-line is "Don't worry, it's super easy, you can't possibly screw this up"
December 2, 2024 at 7:54 PM
"My life is a joke" is way too edgy and overplayed - "My life has become the premise to a crappy, late 00s comedy film" is both extremely fly and far too accurate for its own good.
December 2, 2024 at 7:53 PM
I've gotten to this point where documentaries and informational videos made by Youtubers are so well made and dense with information and a complete lack of wasted time that traditional cable TV documentaries are unbearably boring because they waste so much time on bs
December 2, 2024 at 7:51 PM
Jedi Survivor is a masterpiece game, but I also think that I, and I think others in the fanbase, are sort of still waiting for the next RPG game that lets you create your own character and go on your own Jedi journey the way that KOTOR and Jedi Academy did.
September 11, 2023 at 6:05 PM
From Starfield:

It's a WIP build but this is my ship: The Nebuchadnezzar, inspired by the Nebuchadnezzar from The Matrix.
September 11, 2023 at 3:10 PM
Not totally sure what I want to do with a new account just yet, so we're starting off with a classic:
August 22, 2023 at 4:20 PM