If we want to make America Great, starting by returning to a 90% tax bracket for the top 10% of earners would be a good start.

I’m just a simple man who wants Jeff Bezos to also pay my fair share. Is that too much to ask?

I just need to know where I can get one and how many credit cards do I need to use?

Oh, he’s real. And he has a dog named JJ Reddick. Not a joke.

It’s difficult to ask for more. I mean, if Clay or Sam want to slide me one of those rings and boxes, I’d be grateful, but overall very good night.

Someone call the Tulsa World! We need Trammel!

New basketball rule, do not touch the ball in any completely legal way when under the opposing basket.
You must now attend a time share presentation.

Lookin like a smoldering Van Helsing.

Oh no! Not the Tripp Pants! 🤣