Leaves out being able to pee anywhere, but yes.

I will never blame anyone's tools, because when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail, and I am a great believer in aggressive, consistent percussive maintenance.

It's lovely, but needs more cowbell.

I mean, that's tantamount to living on Hoth

Not snow chains, winter tyres. They're a different consistency of rubber from all year tyres and brake/grip better on cold asphalt. That said, pure ice is another story entirely

That was only planned in the 'B' variant

Also, cold weather Eurocommie here - something something winger tyres. No, not all year ones. Winter. Because, you know, two-tonne metal missile +shit tyres + ice + people crossing the street = GOURANGA.

No, not that kind of ice, the white, bad one. No, the other white bad one.

I get where you're coming from, and I respectfully disagree, but I also don't think that simile is very effective, because boxing is stupid, and that would be awesome.

TBF I also think we should get rid of anti doping rules and just let everyone go bugfuck nuts. Also, bears in professional golf.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE STARTS WITH 'C'?

THAT'S RIGHT. CORINTHIAN. CORINTHIAN STARTS WITH 'C'.

Yeah, but hangon, what if we, and bear with me here, just made up a bunch of numbers?

This is why you need to download and print out your own book covers.

Let people not mind their own fucking business at their peril.

Oh ho! That is interesting. I will try that, thank you!

Can't. Lots of calls from random delivery people, potential clients, and more...

Happy birthday, yoof! Here's a picture of @riotgrlerin.bsky.social with Cookie Monsters instead of pupils:

This looks like something a rag-tag team of commandos, cobbled together from various units by a steely-eyed British officer and guided by a gorgeous, beret-wearing local woman seeking revenge, would go on a mission deep in the Balkans to dynamite in order to slow the German armoured advance.

Quality of the beautiful pic aside, I mean, it _is_ a pretty descriptive name, much better than the usual fare of "bat-fnargled Ecuadorian giant hogenklangerfinch"

My favourite one was the robocall from a Portuguese number, in Spanish, offering me vast riches working from home.

Bitch, I'm obviously a Northern foreign devil and they won't even give _me_ the time of the day if I mix Spanish words in with my shitty Portuguese.

Give them to Pepsi in return for soda pop