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J Daniels
@fuzzvega.bsky.social
I dabble in many things, but the only thing I am good at is imposter syndrome.

Portland, Oregon for now.

www.fuzzvega.com
Unless this person is just going around reviewing martinis, negronis, and fries at various places, then what the fuck is she doing?! Take this self important yelp bullshit, wank off elsewhere.
January 8, 2025 at 6:02 AM
She bitches about the fries, then orders a second cocktail which was a negroni, once again ignoring the multiple pages of cocktails they showcase. Con't
January 8, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Went to Tulip Tavern in PDX for some signature craft cocktails and smash burgers which this place is known to do an outstanding job of. Some lady sat next to us at the bar, claiming to be a food reviewer, proceeded to order a martini and an order of fries. Con't
January 8, 2025 at 6:01 AM
The biggest problem with working with the public, is the public
January 8, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Nothing makes people in #Portland happier, than standing in the fucking way
December 21, 2024 at 3:34 AM
I just remembered that I have telegram downloaded, and I remember how I have no clue how it works
December 13, 2024 at 4:46 AM
Zeal & Ardor last night at Wonder Ballroom #portland #oregon #livemusic
December 12, 2024 at 4:51 PM
I listened for 66,327 minutes in 2024. What about you? #SpotifyWrapped
open.spotify.com/wrapped/shar...
December 5, 2024 at 2:01 AM
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trying not to make jokes about the UHC CEO being assassinated that will get the FBI knocking on my door
December 4, 2024 at 6:02 PM
My shopping habits this Black Friday season are less influenced by how much they are on sale right now, and more how much they will go up in price when the Trump tariffs take effect.
November 28, 2024 at 8:03 PM
I don't think I have ever put on a fitted sheet correctly the first time, ever.
November 22, 2024 at 7:07 AM
The "Get away from her you...

...bitch" line from Alien Romulus was so goddamn lame. Thank you for reminding me that a better Alien movie existed.
November 21, 2024 at 5:45 AM
I cannot recommend the game #Indika enough. Nice and short 4 hour play through, extremely creative and interpersonal story telling. What if A24 made a game.
November 20, 2024 at 11:57 PM
Goddamn, people are right about Megalopolis. What a pile of shit
November 14, 2024 at 6:41 AM
Finally put a bullet in my Twitter account. Had that thing for well over 15 years, but the Internet is broad like the ocean. Plenty of other places to get porn
August 7, 2024 at 6:01 AM
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STOP STOP I ALREADY LIKE HIM WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
August 6, 2024 at 10:53 PM
Tim Walz with the couch line, it makes my black heart happy
August 7, 2024 at 5:55 AM
Jesus Christ, Elon Musk is such a cringe shit-stain.
August 7, 2024 at 5:54 AM
Just watched Monkey Man, and holy shit, that movie RAD
May 1, 2024 at 4:49 AM
These new Dune movies are pretty good
March 16, 2024 at 6:55 AM
That new St. Vincent single "Broken Man" has me excited for the direction of her next album
February 29, 2024 at 9:16 PM
Poor Things" is an absolutely astonishing film and is a must see for anyone longing for artistic expression in this media that seems to be mostly missing in the mainstream.
February 28, 2024 at 6:48 AM
Okay, after months of waiting for an invite to this site, I'm in. Now what...?
September 10, 2023 at 3:37 PM