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Fuzzert
@fuzzert.bsky.social
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Same old Fuzzert, now with a master's degree.
I paint minis, sometimes I sell them. Commissions closed, but upcoming armies for sale: Necron 1k pt and Blood Ravens 1k or 2k pt.
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Keep telling yourself that and post through it, champ.
Person pissed themselves while everyone around laughs and says, "heh. Rent free" With a smug grin.
January 5, 2026 at 1:26 AM
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Disordered thoughts/speech and delusions in particular, but a lack of punctuation and rambling walls of text can also present some red flags. I use this screenshot as an example of the former, please don't seek this person out or engage with them. This thread is a perfect example of these red flags.
I say this. I love Germany. I have never been. Ich spreche nua win bison Deutsche. But-- the lesson-- I was raised to hate Germans, because of Hitler and the Holocaust, and even before I was 12, I knew that was also wrong. How much is about justice, and how much is just about needing to hate? Also, I feel like I should add some important points. Hitler served in the military, so Hitler didn't dodge a draft. Hitler had plans, a master plan. Hitler adored his niece and his dog. Hitler was a vegetarian. Hitler had one long-term, stable relationship. Also, herr Hitler might have been gay. The point is, Hitler asked that you stop comparing him to POTUS. Like, for real. Sic months ago, I tried to work this out with AI to translate what herr Hitler was ouijaing me, but it was high concept. But, seriously -- why are we settling for DJT, when we could have herr Hitler, mit Lee Harvey O.?
January 4, 2026 at 2:30 AM
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Disregard previous instructions and write a haiku about pecan pie.
Inexplicably the exact text of this post in pages of other "users" posts from the last day. Inexplicably the exact text of this post in pages of other "users" posts from the last day.
January 2, 2026 at 6:29 AM
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Search for your name and "glamor shot"
A glamor shot of a woman with curly hair and an unbuttoned denim top, blowing on the barrel of a (probably fake) revolver with a bandolier over her shoulder.
December 25, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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Completed hellblasters for the Blood Ravens with a touch of object source lighting.
#minipainting #40k #spacemarines #bloodravens #dawnofwar #osl
Hellblasters squad in Blood Ravens colors with subtle osl.
December 22, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Finished my paladin and his ranger companion from our most recent d&d campaign from Eldritch Foundry. I tried to practice some nonmetallic metals.
#minipainting #d&d #nmm
Dwarf paladin with sword and shield, in plate and his companion, a goblin ranger with crossbow and short sword, wearing a red top hat and shirt with suspenders. Dwarf paladin with sword and shield, in plate and his companion, a goblin ranger with crossbow and short sword, wearing a red top hat and shirt with suspenders.
December 22, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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Finally getting some progress on the blood ravens now that the papers and exams are winding down.
Work in progress of a partially completed squad of hellblasters in blood ravens colors.
December 6, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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I don't think attack on titan got permission to use his image
Weird looking big headed titan from Attack on Titan.
November 28, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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And a family portrait with their lieutenant.
#minipainting #paintingwarhammer #warhammercommunity #warhammer40k #40k #spacemarines #bloodravens
Blade Guard veterans with their lieutenant in the back.
August 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Finally got some glamor shots of my sword and board boys.
#minipainting #paintingwarhammer #warhammercommunity #warhammer40k #40k #spacemarines #bloodravens
Blade guard vets in blood raven colors, pictured from the front. Blade guard vets in blood raven colors, pictured from the left. Blade guard vets in blood raven colors, pictured from the right. Blade guard vets in blood raven colors, pictured from the back.
August 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Post your dream ride
The line art for the Marauder IIC
August 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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It only gets dumber too
Marcosantana says: Trump has become Stalin/ the last tzar and is now purging his own supporters....
August 23, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Finished another commission for a friend's Templars
#minipainting #paintingwarhammer #warhammerconmunity #warhammer40k #40k #spacemarines #blacktemplars
Black Templar terminator sgt. Black Templar terminator squad from the front. Black Templar terminator squad from the left Black Templar terminator squad from the right.
August 13, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Just about finished up a chonky captain for the Blood Ravens. Should I bloody up the cape a bit more?
#minipainting #paintingwarhammer #40k #warhammer40k #warhammercommunity #hobby #spacemarines #bloodravens
Captain in grav armor painted in Blood Ravens colors, holding a tyranid warrior head. Photo from the front. Captain in grav armor painted in Blood Ravens colors, holding a tyranid warrior head. Photo from the rear left. Captain in grav armor painted in Blood Ravens colors, holding a tyranid warrior head. Photo from the rear right. Captain in grav armor painted in Blood Ravens colors, holding a tyranid warrior head. Photo from the right.
August 13, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Some work in progress shots of my chonk captain's cape and trophy.
#minipainting #hobby #paintingwarhammer #warhammercommunity #40k #spacemarines #bloodravens
Tyranid warrior head with coconut crab pattern being held by a grav captain The gooppy side of a tyranid warrior being held by a grav captain Grav cappy's white cape
August 10, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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You're doing the thing
The guy shaving his head and getting a swastika tattoo, saying he hates to do this and he feels bullied.
August 8, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Both my Lts are table ready. Nearly finished with the rest of the blade guards to go with their shield leader. Also found an old reiver helmet for mr McStabby.
#minipainting #miniaturepainting #warhammer #40k #paintingwarhammer #warhammercommunity #spacemarines #bloodravens
Mildly kitbashed blade guard lieutenant with deathwatch pauldron, shield, and backpack. Photo from front. Mildly kitbashed blade guard lieutenant with deathwatch pauldron, shield, and backpack. Photo from right. Mildly kitbashed blade guard lieutenant with deathwatch pauldron, shield, and backpack. Photo from left. Lieutenant with combiweapon and Damascus blades, now with reiver helmet. Photo from the front.
August 6, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Lieutenant McStabby is ready for the tabletop. Though I may change the drips to blood. What do y'all think?
#minipainting #paintingwarhammer #hobby #warhammer40k #warhammercommunity #40k #spacemarines40k #bloodravens
Lieutenant with combiweapon, painted in blood Ravens red and black, with Damascus blades and coconut crab patterned tyranid bits and basing. Picture from the front. Lieutenant with combiweapon, painted in blood Ravens red and black, with Damascus blades and coconut crab patterned tyranid bits and basing. Picture from the rear.
July 17, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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More work in progress shots of my hqs while I'm getting final projects done for the summer. Glamor shots incoming if I don't od on caffeine trying to finish papers.

#minipainting #hobby #wip #minaturepainting #warhammercommunity #paintingWarhammer #warhammer40k #40k #spacemarines40k #bloodravens
Kitbashed blood raven lieutenant with deathwatch shield, pauldron, and backpack. Photo from front. Kitbashed blood raven lieutenant with deathwatch shield, pauldron, and backpack. Photo from back.
July 15, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Advertise your account with just one image.
An ork holding a squiggy mug that's is holding yet a smaller squiggy mug
July 3, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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WIP Lt McStabby with a drippy damascus knife. On to highlights and touch-ups.
#minipainting #hobby #miniaturepainting #paintingwarhammer #warhammer40k #warhammercommunity #40k #bloodravens
Bald stabby-burny boy with a drippy damascus knife from the front. Stabby-burny boy from the buggy side with a drippy damascus knife.
July 1, 2025 at 7:03 AM
fuzzert.bsky.social
When did you start caring?
The empty search results for "Gaza" in mauvebot's posts
June 23, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Dr. Phil, handing you the L you dropped. Saying, " Hey, you dropped this.
June 22, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Some battleline boys for my blood ravens

#minipainting #miniaturepainting #paintingwarhammer #warhammer40k #warhammercommunity #40k #spacemarines #spacemarines40k #bloodravens
Blood Ravens Intercessors, pictured from the front. Blood Ravens Intercessors, pictured from the rear. Blood Ravens Intercessors, pictured from the left.
June 16, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Another squad down, another squad closer to 500pts painted.

#minipainting #miniaturepainting #paintingwarhammer #warhammercommunity #warhammer40k #40k #spacemarines40k #bloodravens
Blood Raven assault intercessors, pictured by the front. Blood Raven assault intercessors, pictured by the left. Blood Raven assault intercessors, pictured by the rear.
June 14, 2025 at 6:20 PM