visiting this site feels like when you go to a state fair and see some band from the 90s playing it and you’re like damn they’re still doing shows huh

i love receiving DMs from my zoomer friends who all have butler names

made christmas eve dinner for my wife and her mom. gruyere polenta with mixed mushrooms and bacon.

santa came early and left a piece of Crap under our tree

all three of these people have won my daily sweepstakes for a free one way trip to sentinel island