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Secret Shamans
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I post about mental health, wellness, and creativity and the alternate means utilized by individuals to achieve balance. I'll also be covering goofy current events and things I find humorous/ironic. Follow if interested in that or an occasional laugh.
Sometimes, opportunities arise for genius marketing if you keep your eyes out for them. The founder of @signal.org was on point with this one!😂

#GeniusMarketing
#Whiskyleaks
April 2, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I'll just drop this here. She eloquently handled the GOP senator stating senior citizens are the "greediest generation" for wanting the Social Security that was withheld from THEIR paychecks for 50 years back. Get F*cked with your federal pension plan and healthcare you dick.

#SocialSecurity
January 31, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Messing around to make an image of my dog.
January 31, 2025 at 4:01 PM
This dude on X really thinks American wages are going to increase but doesn't factor in cost of goods and labor skyrocketing, mom and pop stores with empty shelves unable to afford or can't get inventory, small businesses crippled, infrastructure crumbling, and only Big Corp able to survive.
January 31, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Unless you're wealthy, your taxes are going up. If you have plenty of money, you'll be saving some more.

#Oligarchy
January 30, 2025 at 9:40 PM
January 30, 2025 at 9:34 PM
My post was too long to type it out here.
There is some argument over one of lt claims below. Whether Jesus had existing funds to build his first home, the White House, whether he used royalties from Bible sales, a loan from Fred Trump, or through his innovative business turning water to wine
January 24, 2025 at 9:48 PM
When @theonion.com begins to sound like the more serious news site!!! Guarantee it was written by an impotent old man who couldn't blow dust if he tried. Someone took No Nut November a bit serious. Orgasm Denial must be his kink. JFC. Illegal unless to reproduce.
January 24, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Not a cult?😂 love trolling those morons
January 20, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Don't these morons know he can't keep it up?😂

"FloppyDon
January 20, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Very true.

Credit: The Psychedelic Blog

open.substack.com/pub/thepsych...
January 18, 2025 at 4:05 PM
January 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Bill for the win!😂
January 17, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Ever wonder how to get your car AND home insurance cancelled in one fell swoop? Well, look no further!!!
January 12, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Just making some "Eh" "Aye" art.

#AIArt #Midjourney #DadJoke
January 11, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Think I broke the "one word" rule describing this #Trump team. Whoops. Feel it's accurate, though.
January 11, 2025 at 10:16 PM
If anyone needs some custom graphic art, business/social media logos, or ad images that I can create for them, I'm trying to GoFundMyself to cover some recent medical bills, it'd be greatly appreciated & much needed. Cropped logos out below for client privacy. DM Me

#signalboost
#MutualAid
January 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
It all started when Greenland was lost in a game of Risk.

#AIArt
January 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
"The War Machine"
December 28, 2024 at 4:24 PM
With the hustle and bustle of the holiday season upon us, make sure to take time to silence the mind, reflect on what is important to you, and de-stress.

#meditation
December 25, 2024 at 2:31 PM
With the hustle and bustle of the holiday season upon us, make sure to take time to silence the mind, reflect on what is important to you, and de-stress.

#meditation
#mindfullness
December 25, 2024 at 2:31 PM
With the hustle and bustle of the holiday season upon us, make sure to take time to silence the mind, reflect on what is important to you, and de-stress.
December 25, 2024 at 2:30 PM
With the hustle and bustle of the holiday season upon us, make sure to take time to silence the mind, reflect on what is important to you, and de-stress.
December 25, 2024 at 2:28 PM
You're order is ready
December 20, 2024 at 1:53 PM
"Denied. Denied. Aaaand denied."

Someone get this mam a new rubber stamp.
December 19, 2024 at 11:46 PM