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Dave
@futuredave.bsky.social
Hello world!
Women complained when models were being photoshopped, so they’re replacing all the women.
November 18, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Thank god they made the joke as obvious as possible with the text.
June 28, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Nazi bitch.
May 10, 2025 at 7:07 AM
That and the fact even wartime images are now being disrespectfully AI generated into hideous distorted shite
May 9, 2025 at 5:58 AM
“I spoke to the President this morning and he’s never been in better health” 🤞
May 7, 2025 at 9:24 AM
How many gold cherubs?
May 7, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Open fire on protesters, for example.
May 6, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Shame no one will be buying the console any more.
May 6, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Is that person dressed as squirt cream?
May 5, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Has anyone actually found a use for generative AI that isn’t dystopian?
May 5, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Obvious distraction is obvious.
May 5, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Weird way to hold a fla… ooohh
May 2, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Why does it feel like I’m watching game streaming, but listening to ASMR?
May 1, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Half as much as the wealth of one man.
April 28, 2025 at 12:56 PM
He blocked me on Twitter back in the day, and I didn’t even say anything mean. Just some comment about how he endlessly retweets praise. He name searched, saw the comment, blocked me. I hadn’t even tagged him.
April 28, 2025 at 7:36 AM
So it’s silly stuff for geeks.
April 28, 2025 at 7:30 AM
And we’re not even at the part with tanks and dead protesters
April 24, 2025 at 7:54 PM
At this point? Education
April 23, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Isn’t this because smoking has decreased significant, and the chemicals in cigarettes increased testosterone? Pretty sure I saw that a few years ago somewhere
April 22, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Too coherent
April 21, 2025 at 9:02 AM
It’s an Easter miracle!
April 20, 2025 at 9:11 PM
It’s not in all caps. Must be copy-pasted.
April 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Only Trump could write “Happy Easter” and “wife beater” in the same sentence.
April 20, 2025 at 7:53 PM
This is why I visited with my partner last year. I told her it may be the last chance we get to see America.
April 20, 2025 at 6:08 PM
You gotta nip that problem in the bud.
April 20, 2025 at 5:57 PM