FutureCorpse🇨🇦
@futurecorpse-24.bsky.social
Canadian liberal. Curious. Kinda opinionated. Let’s go!
Little girls.
December 12, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Little girls.
It doesn’t ‘take’ that long. They GET that long (by law).
November 24, 2025 at 12:43 PM
It doesn’t ‘take’ that long. They GET that long (by law).
Canada gassed our penny over 10 years ago. We just round up/down to nearest 5 cents and it all evens out in the long run. You won’t miss it.
November 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Canada gassed our penny over 10 years ago. We just round up/down to nearest 5 cents and it all evens out in the long run. You won’t miss it.
State? Province please.
October 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
State? Province please.
When is he going to start presidenting? Now he’s a cop.
August 22, 2025 at 7:32 PM
When is he going to start presidenting? Now he’s a cop.
Only country IN THE WORLD where getting sick can literally bankrupt you. Well done America. Easy to be sick? GTFOH
July 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Only country IN THE WORLD where getting sick can literally bankrupt you. Well done America. Easy to be sick? GTFOH
Ok but what about the 4.2 million pounds of fentanyl stopped at the Canadian border? Wait … maybe it was 420 thousand pounds. Er … 4200 pounds? Oh ya … it was 42 pounds. Crisis!!!!!!!!!
July 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Ok but what about the 4.2 million pounds of fentanyl stopped at the Canadian border? Wait … maybe it was 420 thousand pounds. Er … 4200 pounds? Oh ya … it was 42 pounds. Crisis!!!!!!!!!
What’s happened to him?
June 17, 2025 at 9:11 PM
What’s happened to him?
The Onion, right? Right??
May 30, 2025 at 2:05 AM
The Onion, right? Right??
Now this is REALLY clever.
May 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Now this is REALLY clever.
This math ain’t mathing.
May 4, 2025 at 3:27 PM
This math ain’t mathing.
Canadian here. This is jaw-droppingly corrupt! Can’t someone arrest this odious criminal? I mean, come on!
May 1, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Canadian here. This is jaw-droppingly corrupt! Can’t someone arrest this odious criminal? I mean, come on!
This interviewer did a stellar job. Don’t accept that BS! Well done!
April 30, 2025 at 1:25 AM
This interviewer did a stellar job. Don’t accept that BS! Well done!
Boris is very unavailable 😳
April 30, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Boris is very unavailable 😳
Ask him to name 3 African countries.
April 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Ask him to name 3 African countries.
Oh pllllllease!
April 17, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Oh pllllllease!
He didn’t compose this. Not enough random caps.
April 13, 2025 at 10:47 PM
He didn’t compose this. Not enough random caps.
Richard was one handsome dude!
March 30, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Richard was one handsome dude!
If my 94-year old mother didn’t get her check, I’d be on that phone raising hell - on her behalf. You better believe I wouldn’t be alone.
March 21, 2025 at 7:16 PM
If my 94-year old mother didn’t get her check, I’d be on that phone raising hell - on her behalf. You better believe I wouldn’t be alone.
‘Florida Man’ strikes again.
January 22, 2025 at 7:59 PM
‘Florida Man’ strikes again.