Future Coffee
@futurecoffee.bsky.social
He/him
My interactive fiction, 'Absolute Faith: The Case of the Mercury Poisoner', is free to play on itch.io https://future-coffee.itch.io/absolute-faith
My interactive fiction, 'Absolute Faith: The Case of the Mercury Poisoner', is free to play on itch.io https://future-coffee.itch.io/absolute-faith
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Future Coffee
@futurecoffee.bsky.social
· May 20
ABSOLUTE FAITH: THE CASE OF THE MERCURY POISONER, an interactive fiction about a detective and a milliner is free to play now on itch.
- Talk to pirates with relationship problems
- Unlock jukebox jams
- Completely disregard the properties of mercury
future-coffee.itch.io/absolute-faith
- Talk to pirates with relationship problems
- Unlock jukebox jams
- Completely disregard the properties of mercury
future-coffee.itch.io/absolute-faith
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Capitalism lost its way when we stopped naming companies things like Blastco or Kwik-Lite
October 29, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Capitalism lost its way when we stopped naming companies things like Blastco or Kwik-Lite
Aaaah!!!
It's the climax!
Legend of Ascension: The Twilight Empire is out today!
#progressionfantasy #indieauthor #booksky #xianxia #cultivation
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FQ11YBGC
It's the climax!
Legend of Ascension: The Twilight Empire is out today!
#progressionfantasy #indieauthor #booksky #xianxia #cultivation
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FQ11YBGC
September 24, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Aaaah!!!
Darklight Books
Progression Fantasy by Boots Walker
www.thechiaroscuro.net
August 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Reposted by Future Coffee
Book One of Legend of Ascension is available on Amazon! Holy crap, it's real!
Website: www.thechiaroscuro.net
Amazon: www.amazon.com/dp/B0FGWS1GYP
Website: www.thechiaroscuro.net
Amazon: www.amazon.com/dp/B0FGWS1GYP
July 7, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Book One of Legend of Ascension is available on Amazon! Holy crap, it's real!
Website: www.thechiaroscuro.net
Amazon: www.amazon.com/dp/B0FGWS1GYP
Website: www.thechiaroscuro.net
Amazon: www.amazon.com/dp/B0FGWS1GYP
What if you were a cool detective with stupid boobs?
"Absolute Faith: The Case of the Mercury Poisoner" is an interactive fiction about a heartfelt detective with a whole hat factory of problems.
future-coffee.itch.io/absolute-faith
#PitchYaGame #InteractiveFiction
"Absolute Faith: The Case of the Mercury Poisoner" is an interactive fiction about a heartfelt detective with a whole hat factory of problems.
future-coffee.itch.io/absolute-faith
#PitchYaGame #InteractiveFiction
Absolute Faith: The Case of the Mercury Poisoner by Future Coffee
One detective, one poisoner. Too many sandwiches.
future-coffee.itch.io
June 6, 2025 at 1:27 PM
What if you were a cool detective with stupid boobs?
"Absolute Faith: The Case of the Mercury Poisoner" is an interactive fiction about a heartfelt detective with a whole hat factory of problems.
future-coffee.itch.io/absolute-faith
#PitchYaGame #InteractiveFiction
"Absolute Faith: The Case of the Mercury Poisoner" is an interactive fiction about a heartfelt detective with a whole hat factory of problems.
future-coffee.itch.io/absolute-faith
#PitchYaGame #InteractiveFiction
ABSOLUTE FAITH: THE CASE OF THE MERCURY POISONER, an interactive fiction about a detective and a milliner is free to play now on itch.
- Talk to pirates with relationship problems
- Unlock jukebox jams
- Completely disregard the properties of mercury
future-coffee.itch.io/absolute-faith
- Talk to pirates with relationship problems
- Unlock jukebox jams
- Completely disregard the properties of mercury
future-coffee.itch.io/absolute-faith
May 20, 2025 at 12:13 PM
ABSOLUTE FAITH: THE CASE OF THE MERCURY POISONER, an interactive fiction about a detective and a milliner is free to play now on itch.
- Talk to pirates with relationship problems
- Unlock jukebox jams
- Completely disregard the properties of mercury
future-coffee.itch.io/absolute-faith
- Talk to pirates with relationship problems
- Unlock jukebox jams
- Completely disregard the properties of mercury
future-coffee.itch.io/absolute-faith
It's time to come out of the garden
April 9, 2025 at 12:09 PM
It's time to come out of the garden
I will NEVER give the ice cream back
April 4, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I will NEVER give the ice cream back
time for some scheduled Ginger Log Posting! Everything is fine here.
March 25, 2025 at 12:22 PM
time for some scheduled Ginger Log Posting! Everything is fine here.
Well I guess it was Wilhelms birthday today. He sent me an invoice for the magic tricks I bought on the company account after seeing the magician.
March 19, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Well I guess it was Wilhelms birthday today. He sent me an invoice for the magic tricks I bought on the company account after seeing the magician.
It's too late! I'm too tired! My eyes, my eytes!
March 18, 2025 at 6:30 PM
It's too late! I'm too tired! My eyes, my eytes!
Twelve tips for a successful posting.
1. No Prunes! Get those Prunes out of here.
2. A good, dry lunch lunch food. Most like a cake with seeds, but not using those exact words due to legal issues with certain people (Kevin)
3. A big can of evaporated milk. (relax!)
Good luck with your postings!
1. No Prunes! Get those Prunes out of here.
2. A good, dry lunch lunch food. Most like a cake with seeds, but not using those exact words due to legal issues with certain people (Kevin)
3. A big can of evaporated milk. (relax!)
Good luck with your postings!
March 16, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Twelve tips for a successful posting.
1. No Prunes! Get those Prunes out of here.
2. A good, dry lunch lunch food. Most like a cake with seeds, but not using those exact words due to legal issues with certain people (Kevin)
3. A big can of evaporated milk. (relax!)
Good luck with your postings!
1. No Prunes! Get those Prunes out of here.
2. A good, dry lunch lunch food. Most like a cake with seeds, but not using those exact words due to legal issues with certain people (Kevin)
3. A big can of evaporated milk. (relax!)
Good luck with your postings!
I've had it with you lot!
March 14, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I've had it with you lot!
Where is my assistant!
March 14, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Where is my assistant!
RIght. time to get this show on the road.
-call Wilhelm and say sorry about getting too excited when the magician made the coin disappear.
-brainstorm ideas for seafood posting that wil a) inspire, and b) reassure.
-fall in love
-call Wilhelm and say sorry about getting too excited when the magician made the coin disappear.
-brainstorm ideas for seafood posting that wil a) inspire, and b) reassure.
-fall in love
March 8, 2025 at 2:22 PM
RIght. time to get this show on the road.
-call Wilhelm and say sorry about getting too excited when the magician made the coin disappear.
-brainstorm ideas for seafood posting that wil a) inspire, and b) reassure.
-fall in love
-call Wilhelm and say sorry about getting too excited when the magician made the coin disappear.
-brainstorm ideas for seafood posting that wil a) inspire, and b) reassure.
-fall in love
Just doing a little Biscuit Posting, just for me.
March 3, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Just doing a little Biscuit Posting, just for me.
I take it back Seeds are amazing as are Cakes
March 3, 2025 at 8:13 AM
I take it back Seeds are amazing as are Cakes
Seeds are overrated anyway.
March 3, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Seeds are overrated anyway.
I would like to address my detractors by saying that I have had a lot of interest in my screenplay, Seed Cake have just chosen to go in another direction.
March 2, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I would like to address my detractors by saying that I have had a lot of interest in my screenplay, Seed Cake have just chosen to go in another direction.
I will never work with Baked Beans!
March 1, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I will never work with Baked Beans!
1/2 Seed Cake screenplay concept:
You are a cake.
Your spouse, a seed, has been murdered.
The police have arrested a suspect............... *The Carraway Seed Company*
You know they're wrong. You know there was someone else there, that night. Or...some SANDWICH
You are a cake.
Your spouse, a seed, has been murdered.
The police have arrested a suspect............... *The Carraway Seed Company*
You know they're wrong. You know there was someone else there, that night. Or...some SANDWICH
February 27, 2025 at 11:18 AM
1/2 Seed Cake screenplay concept:
You are a cake.
Your spouse, a seed, has been murdered.
The police have arrested a suspect............... *The Carraway Seed Company*
You know they're wrong. You know there was someone else there, that night. Or...some SANDWICH
You are a cake.
Your spouse, a seed, has been murdered.
The police have arrested a suspect............... *The Carraway Seed Company*
You know they're wrong. You know there was someone else there, that night. Or...some SANDWICH
Negotiations with Seed Cake are stalled. I have spoken to someone named 'Kevin from Admin' who didn't seem to understand what was happening.
I need to ignore the threatening letters from Club Sandwich.
I need to ignore the threatening letters from Club Sandwich.
February 27, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Negotiations with Seed Cake are stalled. I have spoken to someone named 'Kevin from Admin' who didn't seem to understand what was happening.
I need to ignore the threatening letters from Club Sandwich.
I need to ignore the threatening letters from Club Sandwich.
potential Seed Cake Posting concept:
February 21, 2025 at 6:40 AM
potential Seed Cake Posting concept:
cruise posting day 18: We let off all the remaining club-sandwich staff at out last port. Now it's just me, the ceviche people, and all the green-themed cocktails I could dream of.
My professional affiliation with club-sandwiches is dead.
My professional affiliation with club-sandwiches is dead.
February 17, 2025 at 9:40 AM
cruise posting day 18: We let off all the remaining club-sandwich staff at out last port. Now it's just me, the ceviche people, and all the green-themed cocktails I could dream of.
My professional affiliation with club-sandwiches is dead.
My professional affiliation with club-sandwiches is dead.
Update: Wilhelm is taking me to the casino. He's going to introduce me to the magician.
February 15, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Update: Wilhelm is taking me to the casino. He's going to introduce me to the magician.