Mj 🦇👐🏻
@future-gho0ost.bsky.social
i'd post a pic, but this spaceship looks too much like a clit for me to ever wanna change it
Okay, but 6 feet really isn't ✨️that✨️ far down.
May 19, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Okay, but 6 feet really isn't ✨️that✨️ far down.
Figuring out the wifi password at coffee shops is the adult equivalent of an eye spy
April 6, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Figuring out the wifi password at coffee shops is the adult equivalent of an eye spy
Happy St. PTSD to all who celebrate
March 17, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Happy St. PTSD to all who celebrate
I think I'll remember this spring as That Time I Got Really Into The Cranberries
March 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I think I'll remember this spring as That Time I Got Really Into The Cranberries
Ugh, I need to watch this week's episode of Yellowjackets before Twitter spoils any more of it for me! Recreationally waking up to horror and violence in the background while I work is not how I wanna start my Fridays, but here we are 🙃
March 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Ugh, I need to watch this week's episode of Yellowjackets before Twitter spoils any more of it for me! Recreationally waking up to horror and violence in the background while I work is not how I wanna start my Fridays, but here we are 🙃
We live in the United States of Embarrassment amirite?
March 6, 2025 at 4:10 PM
We live in the United States of Embarrassment amirite?
I love when I go downstairs to get a late night snack, and Mogg decides to do the same.
I don't miss his months long phase where he would wake me up at 3am every day and yell until we both had a late night snack together.
I don't miss his months long phase where he would wake me up at 3am every day and yell until we both had a late night snack together.
March 4, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I love when I go downstairs to get a late night snack, and Mogg decides to do the same.
I don't miss his months long phase where he would wake me up at 3am every day and yell until we both had a late night snack together.
I don't miss his months long phase where he would wake me up at 3am every day and yell until we both had a late night snack together.
Is the Jen I'm volunteering with the Jen i know through my ex, or is everyone named Jen here and do all white women in FW look alike?
What a mystery
What a mystery
February 14, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Is the Jen I'm volunteering with the Jen i know through my ex, or is everyone named Jen here and do all white women in FW look alike?
What a mystery
What a mystery
I'm seeing a GP for the first time in 18 years tomorrow, and I'm so nervous.
The last time i saw one was when I was having some thyroid issues in HS and at the end of the appt he told me that he would "see me next when I'm pregnant", and I (a lesbian) took that shit advice literally. 💀
The last time i saw one was when I was having some thyroid issues in HS and at the end of the appt he told me that he would "see me next when I'm pregnant", and I (a lesbian) took that shit advice literally. 💀
February 13, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I'm seeing a GP for the first time in 18 years tomorrow, and I'm so nervous.
The last time i saw one was when I was having some thyroid issues in HS and at the end of the appt he told me that he would "see me next when I'm pregnant", and I (a lesbian) took that shit advice literally. 💀
The last time i saw one was when I was having some thyroid issues in HS and at the end of the appt he told me that he would "see me next when I'm pregnant", and I (a lesbian) took that shit advice literally. 💀
Another day of going on my silly little jogs, clicking around some maps, and watching the world burn (derogatory).
February 12, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Another day of going on my silly little jogs, clicking around some maps, and watching the world burn (derogatory).
Ugh, I'm already dreading rolling back the clock for Daylight Saving Time.
February 10, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Ugh, I'm already dreading rolling back the clock for Daylight Saving Time.
I'm so thankful to work a job with flexible hours that allows me to do what I truly love (helping out my friends when they're in a pinch bc I'm a Service Lesbian).
February 7, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I'm so thankful to work a job with flexible hours that allows me to do what I truly love (helping out my friends when they're in a pinch bc I'm a Service Lesbian).
My cat is having his favorite food (duck) today, and i thought that was very important to share!
Happy Duck Day, y'all!
Happy Duck Day, y'all!
February 6, 2025 at 9:15 PM
My cat is having his favorite food (duck) today, and i thought that was very important to share!
Happy Duck Day, y'all!
Happy Duck Day, y'all!
It's my friend/ beloved coworker/fellow lesbian cult member, @amesbog.bsky.social , 's birthday today! 🧛♂️🖤✨️
Say something nice about them or I'll fight you! ⚔️
(I won't really fight you, but you know what I mean)
Say something nice about them or I'll fight you! ⚔️
(I won't really fight you, but you know what I mean)
February 1, 2025 at 3:58 PM
It's my friend/ beloved coworker/fellow lesbian cult member, @amesbog.bsky.social , 's birthday today! 🧛♂️🖤✨️
Say something nice about them or I'll fight you! ⚔️
(I won't really fight you, but you know what I mean)
Say something nice about them or I'll fight you! ⚔️
(I won't really fight you, but you know what I mean)
Day two of a wicked headache behind my eyes.
I haven't been able to shake it off with meds or sleep, and I'm seriously considering taking a break to get a cold compress mask and some boxed mashed potatoes so I can make it through today.
I haven't been able to shake it off with meds or sleep, and I'm seriously considering taking a break to get a cold compress mask and some boxed mashed potatoes so I can make it through today.
January 30, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Day two of a wicked headache behind my eyes.
I haven't been able to shake it off with meds or sleep, and I'm seriously considering taking a break to get a cold compress mask and some boxed mashed potatoes so I can make it through today.
I haven't been able to shake it off with meds or sleep, and I'm seriously considering taking a break to get a cold compress mask and some boxed mashed potatoes so I can make it through today.
I started my period just in time for a lesbian✨️ vampire zine making bday party I'm attending this weekend. 🩸💅
✨️(it's not specifically lesbian, it's just massively queer. Buuuuut I'm going as Marceline the Vampire Queen, and I'm bringing enough dyke energy to share!)
✨️(it's not specifically lesbian, it's just massively queer. Buuuuut I'm going as Marceline the Vampire Queen, and I'm bringing enough dyke energy to share!)
January 29, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I started my period just in time for a lesbian✨️ vampire zine making bday party I'm attending this weekend. 🩸💅
✨️(it's not specifically lesbian, it's just massively queer. Buuuuut I'm going as Marceline the Vampire Queen, and I'm bringing enough dyke energy to share!)
✨️(it's not specifically lesbian, it's just massively queer. Buuuuut I'm going as Marceline the Vampire Queen, and I'm bringing enough dyke energy to share!)
Yesterday I didn't drink enough tea and had a morning nap/couldn't wake up well.
Today I drank too much too early, and my brain has been running too quickly and tripping over itself.
Will I figure out the perfect morning potion for myself tomorrow? #thirdtimeisacharm
Today I drank too much too early, and my brain has been running too quickly and tripping over itself.
Will I figure out the perfect morning potion for myself tomorrow? #thirdtimeisacharm
January 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Yesterday I didn't drink enough tea and had a morning nap/couldn't wake up well.
Today I drank too much too early, and my brain has been running too quickly and tripping over itself.
Will I figure out the perfect morning potion for myself tomorrow? #thirdtimeisacharm
Today I drank too much too early, and my brain has been running too quickly and tripping over itself.
Will I figure out the perfect morning potion for myself tomorrow? #thirdtimeisacharm
I'm at the part of my period where my tits look great, so I'll be leaving the house tonight and then not at all until it's over!
January 26, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I'm at the part of my period where my tits look great, so I'll be leaving the house tonight and then not at all until it's over!
I'm working and I muted everything bc Mogg is snoring, and it's my absolute favorite sound!
January 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I'm working and I muted everything bc Mogg is snoring, and it's my absolute favorite sound!
How am I both over caffinated and sleepy?
January 21, 2025 at 4:49 PM
How am I both over caffinated and sleepy?
Omg, I haven't looked in a mirror all day, and I'm just now seeing how red and irritated my eye is!
I promise that I don't have pink eye! I slept in my contacts, and woke up with some eye crust that got trapped under the lense and then irritated the heck out of it.
I promise that I don't have pink eye! I slept in my contacts, and woke up with some eye crust that got trapped under the lense and then irritated the heck out of it.
January 18, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Omg, I haven't looked in a mirror all day, and I'm just now seeing how red and irritated my eye is!
I promise that I don't have pink eye! I slept in my contacts, and woke up with some eye crust that got trapped under the lense and then irritated the heck out of it.
I promise that I don't have pink eye! I slept in my contacts, and woke up with some eye crust that got trapped under the lense and then irritated the heck out of it.
Ugh, my work messed up my pay my last pay period, and forgot to pay me for the PTO I used.
That finally arrived, but uh, my Direct Deposit usually hits on Thursday morning, and it's not here. Wtf?
That finally arrived, but uh, my Direct Deposit usually hits on Thursday morning, and it's not here. Wtf?
January 16, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Ugh, my work messed up my pay my last pay period, and forgot to pay me for the PTO I used.
That finally arrived, but uh, my Direct Deposit usually hits on Thursday morning, and it's not here. Wtf?
That finally arrived, but uh, my Direct Deposit usually hits on Thursday morning, and it's not here. Wtf?
Did i choose the ufo icon with a pink background bc it kinda looks like a clit and some labia?
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
January 15, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Did i choose the ufo icon with a pink background bc it kinda looks like a clit and some labia?
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
G_d, I wish there were more people here so I could share my hot takes
January 15, 2025 at 6:49 AM
G_d, I wish there were more people here so I could share my hot takes