Futson
@futson.bsky.social
Never really had much of an interest in posting, but I like following.
I bet Nordic history departments are rolling in it these days. (Nothing against these programs, they are great)
January 16, 2026 at 11:28 PM
I bet Nordic history departments are rolling in it these days. (Nothing against these programs, they are great)
I think that a space alien took over the Ice agent's brain and made him shoot her. That's also a side to this story you should give equal credence to.
January 12, 2026 at 3:27 AM
I think that a space alien took over the Ice agent's brain and made him shoot her. That's also a side to this story you should give equal credence to.
It's like that that U2 album except if U2 ended up wrecking the world economy and destroying the environment.
January 3, 2026 at 6:26 AM
It's like that that U2 album except if U2 ended up wrecking the world economy and destroying the environment.
I'll just leave this here.
January 2, 2026 at 5:43 PM
I'll just leave this here.
Weird how they do the same thing with states rights when they don't completely control the federal government.
December 30, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Weird how they do the same thing with states rights when they don't completely control the federal government.
This is one of the series I've been so torn about reading...I love the show and want to read the books, but I don't want to spoil the show! But I'm also impatient for the next season and want to know everything! Truly a sophie's choice, with no exaggeration.
December 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
This is one of the series I've been so torn about reading...I love the show and want to read the books, but I don't want to spoil the show! But I'm also impatient for the next season and want to know everything! Truly a sophie's choice, with no exaggeration.
They're trying to do the...How can Biden be both a sleepy old man and an all-powerful deep state god-emperor? Without realizing that people were mocking them by saying that not because people can't be two things at once...but that's as far as these idiots can comprehend.
December 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
They're trying to do the...How can Biden be both a sleepy old man and an all-powerful deep state god-emperor? Without realizing that people were mocking them by saying that not because people can't be two things at once...but that's as far as these idiots can comprehend.
Thats FIFA peace prize winner trump, beg your pardon.
December 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Thats FIFA peace prize winner trump, beg your pardon.
Like...one of the most chilling scenes in The Zone of Interest was when there were just a bunch of dudes sitting around a table nonchalantly talking about ways to improve crematorium efficiency...
December 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Like...one of the most chilling scenes in The Zone of Interest was when there were just a bunch of dudes sitting around a table nonchalantly talking about ways to improve crematorium efficiency...
As a person who has redacted confidential court material as part of my job...if this is true this is so fucking hilarious and sad.
December 23, 2025 at 8:48 PM
As a person who has redacted confidential court material as part of my job...if this is true this is so fucking hilarious and sad.
I work for a company that helps with court filings for attorneys...and a couple months ago some client of ours got caught using AI for their brief and my team ended up having to work until like, 2 am fixing their issues to refile on time. Was not a fun night.
December 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I work for a company that helps with court filings for attorneys...and a couple months ago some client of ours got caught using AI for their brief and my team ended up having to work until like, 2 am fixing their issues to refile on time. Was not a fun night.
I don't think you're supposed to use the epstein files as a rolodex.
December 20, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I don't think you're supposed to use the epstein files as a rolodex.
Please tell me its for the entire year and not the actual birthdate (not joking).
a little girl in a red coat is walking down the street with a man in a black coat .
ALT: a little girl in a red coat is walking down the street with a man in a black coat .
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December 20, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Please tell me its for the entire year and not the actual birthdate (not joking).
I dunno what everyone is complaining about. I fondly remember how amazing having three concurrent seasons in 2016 was.
December 17, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I dunno what everyone is complaining about. I fondly remember how amazing having three concurrent seasons in 2016 was.
Im gonna he really disappointed if the adhan doesnt wake me up tomorrow morning.
November 5, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Im gonna he really disappointed if the adhan doesnt wake me up tomorrow morning.
I dunno...i think banning plastic straws from restaurants = banning black people from restaurants. Now i need to go finish writing my WaPo editorial.
November 4, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I dunno...i think banning plastic straws from restaurants = banning black people from restaurants. Now i need to go finish writing my WaPo editorial.
Reminds me of a skit where scientists spent millions of dollars to engineer very small camels so they could fit through very large needles. Problem solved, rich folk.
October 28, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Reminds me of a skit where scientists spent millions of dollars to engineer very small camels so they could fit through very large needles. Problem solved, rich folk.
Oh, come on, it's not like making sure that military forces are fed has ever been important to a war effort. And definitely not like, the key thing.
October 2, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Oh, come on, it's not like making sure that military forces are fed has ever been important to a war effort. And definitely not like, the key thing.
You have a 50% chance of being right.
September 20, 2025 at 6:58 PM
You have a 50% chance of being right.
I mean...there's a 50/50 chance. Math.
September 20, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I mean...there's a 50/50 chance. Math.
But there's two people saying opposite things...which means it's a 50/50 split as to who is correct. That's just math.
September 20, 2025 at 4:40 PM
But there's two people saying opposite things...which means it's a 50/50 split as to who is correct. That's just math.