Roseblume
@furyofnightmares.bsky.social
Why think about society's problems when you can instead read the random stuff I say on my own little stage?
I despise when the squirrels invade my land.
As a proud raccon enthusiast I fully support their war efforts on all of squirrelkind.
You should too.
As a proud raccon enthusiast I fully support their war efforts on all of squirrelkind.
You should too.
June 3, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I despise when the squirrels invade my land.
As a proud raccon enthusiast I fully support their war efforts on all of squirrelkind.
You should too.
As a proud raccon enthusiast I fully support their war efforts on all of squirrelkind.
You should too.
Sometimes in life you have to know when to purchase a life sized inflatable tube arm man to surround somebodies isolated-from-society house with
June 3, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Sometimes in life you have to know when to purchase a life sized inflatable tube arm man to surround somebodies isolated-from-society house with
there aren't enough jellyfish seafood dishes in america
I mean the things are basically pests and we all know we have at one point, wanted to eat one.
So do it. Catch one with your bare hands and feast.
I mean the things are basically pests and we all know we have at one point, wanted to eat one.
So do it. Catch one with your bare hands and feast.
June 3, 2025 at 9:01 PM
there aren't enough jellyfish seafood dishes in america
I mean the things are basically pests and we all know we have at one point, wanted to eat one.
So do it. Catch one with your bare hands and feast.
I mean the things are basically pests and we all know we have at one point, wanted to eat one.
So do it. Catch one with your bare hands and feast.
I may not have the ability to grow a mustache but even such a lowly unlearned plebian such as I can see that the handlebar is the peak of moustache.
June 3, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I may not have the ability to grow a mustache but even such a lowly unlearned plebian such as I can see that the handlebar is the peak of moustache.
Who bothers with politics anyways, that stuff is for the rich and affluent.
Me? Nearly going homeless!
Gonna live in the forest, in a tree.
With a dickhead raccoon as a roommate.
Snorting shrooms and munchin moss.
Gonna be amazing.
I'll help defend the land from real estate developers.
Me? Nearly going homeless!
Gonna live in the forest, in a tree.
With a dickhead raccoon as a roommate.
Snorting shrooms and munchin moss.
Gonna be amazing.
I'll help defend the land from real estate developers.
June 3, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Who bothers with politics anyways, that stuff is for the rich and affluent.
Me? Nearly going homeless!
Gonna live in the forest, in a tree.
With a dickhead raccoon as a roommate.
Snorting shrooms and munchin moss.
Gonna be amazing.
I'll help defend the land from real estate developers.
Me? Nearly going homeless!
Gonna live in the forest, in a tree.
With a dickhead raccoon as a roommate.
Snorting shrooms and munchin moss.
Gonna be amazing.
I'll help defend the land from real estate developers.
Sam O' Nella academy should make another book video.
June 3, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Sam O' Nella academy should make another book video.
Spelling errkrs are 4 lozers.
^
Me, the biggest loser, queen of them, even.
^
Me, the biggest loser, queen of them, even.
June 3, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Spelling errkrs are 4 lozers.
^
Me, the biggest loser, queen of them, even.
^
Me, the biggest loser, queen of them, even.
Why think about society's problems when you can instead fantasize about traveling back in tjme and making a neanderthal chariot.
June 3, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Why think about society's problems when you can instead fantasize about traveling back in tjme and making a neanderthal chariot.
Why do people eat shrimp? They're just bugs.
If I walked into a fancy high class restaurant munching beetles people would rightfully call me a freak.
Why is it any different if that bug came from underwater.
If I walked into a fancy high class restaurant munching beetles people would rightfully call me a freak.
Why is it any different if that bug came from underwater.
June 3, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Why do people eat shrimp? They're just bugs.
If I walked into a fancy high class restaurant munching beetles people would rightfully call me a freak.
Why is it any different if that bug came from underwater.
If I walked into a fancy high class restaurant munching beetles people would rightfully call me a freak.
Why is it any different if that bug came from underwater.
Why do people still make soup? If I wanted to waste perfectly good bread, veggies, and beef by making it soggy, I'd throw that in a puddle.
Honestly what is this? The 1600s? Make a roast or something you game of thrones method actor.
Honestly what is this? The 1600s? Make a roast or something you game of thrones method actor.
June 3, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Why do people still make soup? If I wanted to waste perfectly good bread, veggies, and beef by making it soggy, I'd throw that in a puddle.
Honestly what is this? The 1600s? Make a roast or something you game of thrones method actor.
Honestly what is this? The 1600s? Make a roast or something you game of thrones method actor.
Ever wish you ever relevant?
Say something that'll piss everyone off!
Jack links are the soggiest nastiest snack ever concieved, like slurping slugs.
Dorito's Late Nite series is just about the most brutal torture method, like being shot in the tongue.
Fish are the rats of the sea.
Say something that'll piss everyone off!
Jack links are the soggiest nastiest snack ever concieved, like slurping slugs.
Dorito's Late Nite series is just about the most brutal torture method, like being shot in the tongue.
Fish are the rats of the sea.
June 3, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Ever wish you ever relevant?
Say something that'll piss everyone off!
Jack links are the soggiest nastiest snack ever concieved, like slurping slugs.
Dorito's Late Nite series is just about the most brutal torture method, like being shot in the tongue.
Fish are the rats of the sea.
Say something that'll piss everyone off!
Jack links are the soggiest nastiest snack ever concieved, like slurping slugs.
Dorito's Late Nite series is just about the most brutal torture method, like being shot in the tongue.
Fish are the rats of the sea.
Sometimes you just gotta kick life's ass
Sour work relations? Kick their ass!
Friendship falling apart? Kick their ass!
Some malformed creature of a man steals your fiver that you were going to spend on potato chips? Chase them into the sewer drain and kick their ass! Become cursed forevermore.
Sour work relations? Kick their ass!
Friendship falling apart? Kick their ass!
Some malformed creature of a man steals your fiver that you were going to spend on potato chips? Chase them into the sewer drain and kick their ass! Become cursed forevermore.
June 3, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Sometimes you just gotta kick life's ass
Sour work relations? Kick their ass!
Friendship falling apart? Kick their ass!
Some malformed creature of a man steals your fiver that you were going to spend on potato chips? Chase them into the sewer drain and kick their ass! Become cursed forevermore.
Sour work relations? Kick their ass!
Friendship falling apart? Kick their ass!
Some malformed creature of a man steals your fiver that you were going to spend on potato chips? Chase them into the sewer drain and kick their ass! Become cursed forevermore.
I have found myself to be rather fond of watching Ants Canada...
...'s channel burn
Hours of fun! Print out a picture and burn it in the hopes the carbon emissions choke the bastard.
...'s channel burn
Hours of fun! Print out a picture and burn it in the hopes the carbon emissions choke the bastard.
June 3, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I have found myself to be rather fond of watching Ants Canada...
...'s channel burn
Hours of fun! Print out a picture and burn it in the hopes the carbon emissions choke the bastard.
...'s channel burn
Hours of fun! Print out a picture and burn it in the hopes the carbon emissions choke the bastard.
To those who dare doubt the willpower of a ping pong ball, let me just tell you :
Shit is wild. I screamed at it, hurled emotional abuse at it, shared a tender moment with it while imagining a happy future together.
Then promptly flattened it with a ping pong paddle. Get fucked Meridia pebble.
Shit is wild. I screamed at it, hurled emotional abuse at it, shared a tender moment with it while imagining a happy future together.
Then promptly flattened it with a ping pong paddle. Get fucked Meridia pebble.
June 3, 2025 at 3:54 AM
To those who dare doubt the willpower of a ping pong ball, let me just tell you :
Shit is wild. I screamed at it, hurled emotional abuse at it, shared a tender moment with it while imagining a happy future together.
Then promptly flattened it with a ping pong paddle. Get fucked Meridia pebble.
Shit is wild. I screamed at it, hurled emotional abuse at it, shared a tender moment with it while imagining a happy future together.
Then promptly flattened it with a ping pong paddle. Get fucked Meridia pebble.
As a minor addendum to a previous post, chickens are vicious omnivores that would make any tyrannical king of the dinosaur world proud.
June 3, 2025 at 3:52 AM
As a minor addendum to a previous post, chickens are vicious omnivores that would make any tyrannical king of the dinosaur world proud.
God I love birds, have you ever seen one?
Empty eyed mindless balls of puffy fluff that make noise and hunt seed.
Empty eyed mindless balls of puffy fluff that make noise and hunt seed.
June 3, 2025 at 3:51 AM
God I love birds, have you ever seen one?
Empty eyed mindless balls of puffy fluff that make noise and hunt seed.
Empty eyed mindless balls of puffy fluff that make noise and hunt seed.
I would love to attend a renaissance fair and witness a cold weapons duel, but unfortunately modern medicine is a thing so I won't get my novelty case of plague
June 3, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I would love to attend a renaissance fair and witness a cold weapons duel, but unfortunately modern medicine is a thing so I won't get my novelty case of plague
Do you ever see a team of develoeprs that act like a fat cat sunbathing on a steel reinforced kitty tree, demanding loudly for food via the fine art of failed echolocation?
June 3, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Do you ever see a team of develoeprs that act like a fat cat sunbathing on a steel reinforced kitty tree, demanding loudly for food via the fine art of failed echolocation?
Why does everyone always talk about the same 3 crimes and stuff, when are we going to see people going to jail or being socially outcast for the real reasons.
French.
Owning an excessive amount of firearms and storing none of them safely.
French.
French.
Owning an excessive amount of firearms and storing none of them safely.
French.
June 3, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Why does everyone always talk about the same 3 crimes and stuff, when are we going to see people going to jail or being socially outcast for the real reasons.
French.
Owning an excessive amount of firearms and storing none of them safely.
French.
French.
Owning an excessive amount of firearms and storing none of them safely.
French.
It is a shame that all the cool stuff is now edgy
"The Shadows Have Teeth"
What it should be :
- cool
- ominous
- foreshadowing a gruesome death
What it is :
- some loser's bio
- the name of a screamy crybaby "edgy punk" song
- what a teenager says to sound cool before faceplanting
"The Shadows Have Teeth"
What it should be :
- cool
- ominous
- foreshadowing a gruesome death
What it is :
- some loser's bio
- the name of a screamy crybaby "edgy punk" song
- what a teenager says to sound cool before faceplanting
June 3, 2025 at 3:44 AM
It is a shame that all the cool stuff is now edgy
"The Shadows Have Teeth"
What it should be :
- cool
- ominous
- foreshadowing a gruesome death
What it is :
- some loser's bio
- the name of a screamy crybaby "edgy punk" song
- what a teenager says to sound cool before faceplanting
"The Shadows Have Teeth"
What it should be :
- cool
- ominous
- foreshadowing a gruesome death
What it is :
- some loser's bio
- the name of a screamy crybaby "edgy punk" song
- what a teenager says to sound cool before faceplanting
But what if the sky is more of a purple
June 3, 2025 at 3:42 AM
But what if the sky is more of a purple
Ever notice that sometimes when you always kinda
June 3, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Ever notice that sometimes when you always kinda