Does it count as masturbating?

I guess it would have been a little awkward if Nico encourages you to date his grandpa by going "dick is amazing btw, just saying"

Has all this canonically happened in your game/s?

Nice! Is he an OC or from something?

I used to have one where I was getting chased by wolves I couldn't see then I'd find some mansion and hide in. It had SO many windows I was always running too to board up

I think that was literally a fever dream. That or you have daddy issues? Brains are fucking weird