Idunno About pho but using it as a soup base seems to be the route to go to try and make it good

Nachos if the goal is disgusting

If not an elite unit it could be an alternate movement option where the middle leg is lifted up with the aforementioned tradeoffs

The Flies

Or rather than only being ABLE to interact via the Network, the are only PERMITTED to do so. One of the fragments of Infrastructure recovered after Second Babel contains mentions of a "War In Heaven" and an event known as the "Ego Disaster". Presently, we can only speculate what these might refer to

From this patchwork we have been able to glean some concrete information: Greater Divinities, what one might call Gods, are akin to users connecting to a computer network. Gods are presently only able to interact with the Mortal world via the Network, but it seems this is a relatively recent state

What we do have, from sniffing Network traffic and the Network permitting Agents to communicate with us is largely incomprehensible: both due to deliberate crypticness, the fact that mortal Network Agents know only what they need for their tasks and the rest of the Network being almost utterly alien