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furnyman.bsky.social
@furnyman.bsky.social
29. 18+. Minors DNI. BLANK ACCOUNTS AND AI WILL GET BLOCKED.

If AI or Trump is supported by you. Remove yourself from my sight.

Gainer, Gaymer, Weeb, Occasional Streamer. Hubby https://bsky.app/profile/zeroraccoon.bsky.social
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Let's try this again(because Bluesky doesn't let you edit posts for some reason)

If I find you following me, and you are an empty account. No profile pic, no posts, AI posts, pictures that aren't yours.

You're getting blocked.

Exception if I know who you are but also c'mon bestie.
Just gonna scooch on in here if you don't mind..

*Cuddles behind hubby. Belly pressing against his back. Reaching over to rub his belly*

I've been trying to contact you regarding our second dinner.
February 4, 2026 at 4:52 AM
"I know AI is bad and we shouldn't use it for real world advice. But ngl ChatGPT-"

Uh Uh.
a pixelated image of a woman making a peace sign with the word no written on her chest
ALT: a pixelated image of a woman making a peace sign with the word no written on her chest
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February 4, 2026 at 3:34 AM
And another thing, fuck ICE and fuck you if you support it. 💙
February 4, 2026 at 3:15 AM
It's Tuesday my dudes. Time for tummy. #tummytuesday
February 4, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Y'all ever just dig into a bag of Doritos, black out and it's all gone?

Well, that's how it feels to drive a Ford F-150.
February 3, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Making chicken alfredo. At least trying to if hubby doesn't eat all the chicken before the noodles are done 😜
February 2, 2026 at 12:40 AM
How is it already Sunday? This weekend flew. This some bs.
February 1, 2026 at 6:48 PM
I have many thoughts. We aren't done. But those were some crazy boss fights and the. Fucking. MUSIC. I need a bit to process and put some stuff together.
February 1, 2026 at 2:19 AM
More Expedition 33. Is this it? Approaching the Monolith. www.twitch.tv/rasenkilla?s...
rasenkilla - Twitch
Can we stop for McD's on the way to the Monolith? First playthrough. NO SPOILERS. Backseat only allowed when asked.
www.twitch.tv
January 31, 2026 at 10:04 PM
When you didn't sleep well for work the night before. Come home from work. Fall asleep in the comfort of your man's chest and belly. Woken up to be told he made dinner while I was asleep. Then after food does the arm thing to initiate couch cuddles. I don't deserve @zeroraccoon.bsky.social I swear.
January 28, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Drop an alien that's not from Star Wars or Star Trek.

"We are Cabal. We eat the mountains. We drink the seas"
January 27, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Finally beat a boss in Expedition 33 that my dumbass spent 40 minutes to an hour trying to brute force. Because why use your brain and switch up your build right? Well I finally did that and got somewhat good at parrying and beat it with my last character alive. I require snuggles and head pats. 🥺
January 25, 2026 at 10:01 PM
I present Robert Robertson the Thicc.
Robert might wanna lay off the twinks. Or lay on them...
January 24, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Oh no, stuck inside in prep for snow(not like it's any different than my usual). Be a shame if I just blew up.
January 24, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Reposted
Some people say you shouldn’t bring snacks to bed to keep crumbs out of your sheets. But when you’re using my belly as a bed bringing snacks is required.
January 23, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Hehe I ordered this Sunday but it came hella early
January 20, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Did a small video of a belly drop as a quirky fun response to a thread and Bluesky just told me it had issues compressing it.
a man in a brown jacket is saying are you saying i 'm fat
ALT: a man in a brown jacket is saying are you saying i 'm fat
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January 19, 2026 at 7:35 PM
No new pictures

where are you mentally?
January 18, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Went to see Two Towers in the cinema with hubby and the moment we finally sat down I dropped my phone between the seats and we couldn't get it. I already wasn't feeling the greatest due to lack of sleep so that upset me for a minute. But then I could watch peak cinema without distraction.
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ALT: a close up of a man with a beard and a hat .
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January 17, 2026 at 11:51 PM
"I'm not using AI"

My brother in Christ it's your profile picture lmao 🤣
January 17, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Abolish and prosecute everyone from the top down involved. From the top brass down to the caterers 😍
January 17, 2026 at 3:30 AM
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Abolish and prosecute everyone from the top down involved. From the top brass down to the caterers 😍
January 17, 2026 at 2:42 AM
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Even if it is on a "healthy" snack package, they still know what we're about around here
January 15, 2026 at 12:08 PM
Hubby saying he'll make pasta tonight and that's probably the dirtiest you will ever talk to me 🤤
January 14, 2026 at 9:07 PM
When hubby mentions going to the movies this weekend but nothing on going out for food before and/or after.
January 14, 2026 at 3:06 PM