Furious Swamp Hag
@furiousswamphag.bsky.social
Furious. Anti-consumption. Pro-cat. Stoner. Swamp hag.
Behold, my important rocks.
Behold, my important rocks.
My mother in law dropped off a 19lb turkey on Saturday. To two people who dont really do Thanksgiving nor do we particularly like turkey. Its still quite frozen. We will roast it when it becomes available I guess.
November 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
My mother in law dropped off a 19lb turkey on Saturday. To two people who dont really do Thanksgiving nor do we particularly like turkey. Its still quite frozen. We will roast it when it becomes available I guess.
Whaaat the fuck did my husband just serve me?
September 1, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Whaaat the fuck did my husband just serve me?
Today's impulse buy
June 4, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Today's impulse buy
Happy Caturday
May 24, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Happy Caturday
When I got home, the majority of the pine needles had been cleaned, but the whole room was still damp with soda. Floors, ceiling, appliances. I opened the microwave, and pine needles fell from the top of the door. They're stuck to the cabinets and hiding among the teas.
May 17, 2025 at 12:59 PM
When I got home, the majority of the pine needles had been cleaned, but the whole room was still damp with soda. Floors, ceiling, appliances. I opened the microwave, and pine needles fell from the top of the door. They're stuck to the cabinets and hiding among the teas.
Up until now I've never gotten one of these that didn't contain a yellow. Two pinks feels like I should buy a lotto ticket.
April 23, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Up until now I've never gotten one of these that didn't contain a yellow. Two pinks feels like I should buy a lotto ticket.
Picked these treats up at Ocean State Job Lot. My cats love them. Tasty Human flavor.
April 22, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Picked these treats up at Ocean State Job Lot. My cats love them. Tasty Human flavor.
'Midnight ice' is the name Gatorade gave to melted purple Popsicles.
It's not bad.
It's not bad.
April 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
'Midnight ice' is the name Gatorade gave to melted purple Popsicles.
It's not bad.
It's not bad.
It is cute at least.
March 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
It is cute at least.
In his barely caffienated state, he pointed at this irl thumbnail, assuming that it was a folded up print, and told me it was right there in the bag. That I was holding. So I thanked him and said I would only use this as a reference.
March 29, 2025 at 11:02 PM
In his barely caffienated state, he pointed at this irl thumbnail, assuming that it was a folded up print, and told me it was right there in the bag. That I was holding. So I thanked him and said I would only use this as a reference.
Finished my last puzzle and started this one today. I was hoping for a print of it to look at but all they included was this tiny 📸 in the bag with the pieces. My husband saw me unpack this and as I was doing so I lamented the lack of a print.
March 29, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Finished my last puzzle and started this one today. I was hoping for a print of it to look at but all they included was this tiny 📸 in the bag with the pieces. My husband saw me unpack this and as I was doing so I lamented the lack of a print.
TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS
SHIT ON THE FLOOR
GET SCHWIFTY
SHIT ON THE FLOOR
GET SCHWIFTY
February 26, 2025 at 11:03 PM
TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS
SHIT ON THE FLOOR
GET SCHWIFTY
SHIT ON THE FLOOR
GET SCHWIFTY
The start of my ground pin collection. My boss just doesn't respect the vacuum cord. Just yanks them out the walls sideways, like she thinks the cords are gonna bounce back like an elastic. So now I bring pliers to work and freak people out by pulling these out of the sockets.
February 21, 2025 at 4:46 PM
The start of my ground pin collection. My boss just doesn't respect the vacuum cord. Just yanks them out the walls sideways, like she thinks the cords are gonna bounce back like an elastic. So now I bring pliers to work and freak people out by pulling these out of the sockets.
This past xmas was pretty ok!
1. I wasn't working retail
2. I didn't have to shop for anyone but my stepson
3. The above points meant I heard almost NO Xmas music
4. Stepson gave me 2 sweatshirts that he received but didn't want, and I love them
1. I wasn't working retail
2. I didn't have to shop for anyone but my stepson
3. The above points meant I heard almost NO Xmas music
4. Stepson gave me 2 sweatshirts that he received but didn't want, and I love them
January 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
This past xmas was pretty ok!
1. I wasn't working retail
2. I didn't have to shop for anyone but my stepson
3. The above points meant I heard almost NO Xmas music
4. Stepson gave me 2 sweatshirts that he received but didn't want, and I love them
1. I wasn't working retail
2. I didn't have to shop for anyone but my stepson
3. The above points meant I heard almost NO Xmas music
4. Stepson gave me 2 sweatshirts that he received but didn't want, and I love them
Man, I went to the only bookstore around me and picked up some books and calendars and the cashier couldn't help but opine that one of the books I chose was *wrong* because, "Christmas shouldn't be with horror!"
Madam. Fuck directly off.
Long live the War on Christmas.
Madam. Fuck directly off.
Long live the War on Christmas.
November 15, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Man, I went to the only bookstore around me and picked up some books and calendars and the cashier couldn't help but opine that one of the books I chose was *wrong* because, "Christmas shouldn't be with horror!"
Madam. Fuck directly off.
Long live the War on Christmas.
Madam. Fuck directly off.
Long live the War on Christmas.
I made a venison stew today and looked to this recipe book for guidance. Great recipe. It contains only what I already knew.
November 14, 2024 at 4:09 AM
I made a venison stew today and looked to this recipe book for guidance. Great recipe. It contains only what I already knew.