Furious Robot
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Hey America. Brit here.
We have an actual King and I can't recall him sending the military on to the streets to arrest citizens.
What you have is a dictator.
I hope this helps.
We have an actual King and I can't recall him sending the military on to the streets to arrest citizens.
What you have is a dictator.
I hope this helps.
June 14, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Hey America. Brit here.
We have an actual King and I can't recall him sending the military on to the streets to arrest citizens.
What you have is a dictator.
I hope this helps.
We have an actual King and I can't recall him sending the military on to the streets to arrest citizens.
What you have is a dictator.
I hope this helps.
Trump now has his own Space Ex.
June 5, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Trump now has his own Space Ex.
He couldn't care less. But the polls have told him he should pretend he does.
BBC News - Farage commits to reinstating winter fuel payment
www.bbc.com/news/article...
BBC News - Farage commits to reinstating winter fuel payment
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Nigel Farage's Reform UK commits to reinstating winter fuel payment
Reform UK also plans to scrap the two-child benefit policy, as part of plans to outflank the government.
www.bbc.com
May 25, 2025 at 1:23 AM
He couldn't care less. But the polls have told him he should pretend he does.
BBC News - Farage commits to reinstating winter fuel payment
www.bbc.com/news/article...
BBC News - Farage commits to reinstating winter fuel payment
www.bbc.com/news/article...
The fact that one single person considers, even for a millisecond, that three world leaders would do cocaine together in front of photographers, explains exactly why the world is so messed up.
These people are allowed to vote.
Of course they didn't do cocaine. Grow up.
So tired of this bollocks.
These people are allowed to vote.
Of course they didn't do cocaine. Grow up.
So tired of this bollocks.
May 12, 2025 at 5:57 PM
The fact that one single person considers, even for a millisecond, that three world leaders would do cocaine together in front of photographers, explains exactly why the world is so messed up.
These people are allowed to vote.
Of course they didn't do cocaine. Grow up.
So tired of this bollocks.
These people are allowed to vote.
Of course they didn't do cocaine. Grow up.
So tired of this bollocks.
Quite surprised by this. It's a well known fact that, on arrival at the Sistine Chapel, every Cardinal is briefed that they must select a Pope whilst strictly adhering to the principles of 'What would Steve Bannon think?'
Maga criticises the first American pope as not 'America First'
Pope Leo XIV has expressed support for immigrants and criticism of JD Vance. Donald Trump's supporters aren't happy.
www.bbc.com
May 10, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Quite surprised by this. It's a well known fact that, on arrival at the Sistine Chapel, every Cardinal is briefed that they must select a Pope whilst strictly adhering to the principles of 'What would Steve Bannon think?'
How long do we give it until Trump claims he had something to do with selecting the first American Pope?
May 8, 2025 at 5:42 PM
How long do we give it until Trump claims he had something to do with selecting the first American Pope?
An ex Tory voter voting for Andrea Jenkyns, an ex Tory MP, because they are tired of the Tories really sums up why politics in this country is the way that it is.
Rinse and repeat.
Rinse and repeat.
May 2, 2025 at 10:41 PM
An ex Tory voter voting for Andrea Jenkyns, an ex Tory MP, because they are tired of the Tories really sums up why politics in this country is the way that it is.
Rinse and repeat.
Rinse and repeat.
'Hi, is that Universal? It's Matt Hancock here. Fantastic news about the new theme park. Anyway, the reason I'm calling is because I was talking to the landlord of my local pub last night and he had said he'll be able to provide all the tracks for your roller coasters'
April 10, 2025 at 7:26 AM
'Hi, is that Universal? It's Matt Hancock here. Fantastic news about the new theme park. Anyway, the reason I'm calling is because I was talking to the landlord of my local pub last night and he had said he'll be able to provide all the tracks for your roller coasters'
Looks like converting to Christianity didn't protect him from the consequences of his actions after all.
No doubt Trump's team will be on the phone to him shortly to invite him to the White House.
No doubt Trump's team will be on the phone to him shortly to invite him to the White House.
Russell Brand charged with rape
The comedian and actor has previously denied all allegations against him.
www.bbc.com
April 4, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Looks like converting to Christianity didn't protect him from the consequences of his actions after all.
No doubt Trump's team will be on the phone to him shortly to invite him to the White House.
No doubt Trump's team will be on the phone to him shortly to invite him to the White House.
Couldn't have said it better myself.
World leaders drop news Trump FEARED MOST amid market crash
YouTube video by Brian Tyler Cohen
youtube.com
April 4, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Couldn't have said it better myself.
You can argue all you want about security breaches via text messages but surely the biggest security breach was when you voted to put Putin in charge of your country.
March 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
You can argue all you want about security breaches via text messages but surely the biggest security breach was when you voted to put Putin in charge of your country.
A summary: Two hate filled pensioners spoke to each other and one claimed he'd keep the lights on for the next 30 days whilst he continues to murder people in their own homes.
March 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
A summary: Two hate filled pensioners spoke to each other and one claimed he'd keep the lights on for the next 30 days whilst he continues to murder people in their own homes.
Be worth remembering you can now override pardons when Trump is next removed from office.
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Trump Calls Biden Pardons ‘Void’ Because of Autopen Usage
US President Donald Trump said his predecessor’s 11th-hour pardons of members of Congress who investigated the January 6 insurrection were “void, vacant and of no further force or effect,” signaling h...
www.bloomberg.com
March 17, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Be worth remembering you can now override pardons when Trump is next removed from office.
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
The existence of Starlink seems so much more ominous now we know Musk is a dictator worshipping Nazi.
March 15, 2025 at 8:01 PM
The existence of Starlink seems so much more ominous now we know Musk is a dictator worshipping Nazi.
'I'M TAKING GREENLAND AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT...'
'Also, I don't suppose we could have some eggs please?'
US turns to Denmark as it hunts for eggs despite Trump’s threat over Greenland www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
'Also, I don't suppose we could have some eggs please?'
US turns to Denmark as it hunts for eggs despite Trump’s threat over Greenland www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
US turns to Denmark as it hunts for eggs despite Trump’s threat over Greenland
Danish Egg Association says US asked if it could export eggs as prices surge despite president’s promise to lower them
www.theguardian.com
March 15, 2025 at 9:57 AM
'I'M TAKING GREENLAND AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT...'
'Also, I don't suppose we could have some eggs please?'
US turns to Denmark as it hunts for eggs despite Trump’s threat over Greenland www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
'Also, I don't suppose we could have some eggs please?'
US turns to Denmark as it hunts for eggs despite Trump’s threat over Greenland www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
With everything going on in the world at the moment, it's very easy to forget about the Tories.
Luckily, there is a constant stream of them who pop up regularly to remind us all what they are like.
BBC News - Tory peer apologises for Holocaust memorial comment
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Luckily, there is a constant stream of them who pop up regularly to remind us all what they are like.
BBC News - Tory peer apologises for Holocaust memorial comment
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Tory peer Lord Hamilton apologises for Holocaust memorial comment
The remarks were condemned by the Conservatives as "flagrantly antisemitic".
www.bbc.com
March 7, 2025 at 5:11 PM
With everything going on in the world at the moment, it's very easy to forget about the Tories.
Luckily, there is a constant stream of them who pop up regularly to remind us all what they are like.
BBC News - Tory peer apologises for Holocaust memorial comment
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Luckily, there is a constant stream of them who pop up regularly to remind us all what they are like.
BBC News - Tory peer apologises for Holocaust memorial comment
www.bbc.com/news/article...
I hope the positives to come from Trump's second term is a more united world and a blanket rejection of the right wing in future, both in politics, and in general.
But the fact that Trump was given a second term means I'm not entirely sure that will happen.
But the fact that Trump was given a second term means I'm not entirely sure that will happen.
March 7, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I hope the positives to come from Trump's second term is a more united world and a blanket rejection of the right wing in future, both in politics, and in general.
But the fact that Trump was given a second term means I'm not entirely sure that will happen.
But the fact that Trump was given a second term means I'm not entirely sure that will happen.
I'm incredibly proud to have Starmer as PM right now.
March 2, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I'm incredibly proud to have Starmer as PM right now.
I completely agree with this. I would also be looking to find Europe based alternatives to as many US trade agreements as possible and start implementing a Europe wide trade disassociation with the US to lessen Trump's leverage with threats of tariffs.
March 2, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I completely agree with this. I would also be looking to find Europe based alternatives to as many US trade agreements as possible and start implementing a Europe wide trade disassociation with the US to lessen Trump's leverage with threats of tariffs.
You know those minerals are going to find their way to Russia with or without a deal.
February 28, 2025 at 7:20 PM
You know those minerals are going to find their way to Russia with or without a deal.
I can't help feeling that the final pieces of Putin's plan are falling into place.
This is not good.
This is not good.
February 28, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I can't help feeling that the final pieces of Putin's plan are falling into place.
This is not good.
This is not good.
Dear Russia
Ukraine doesn't belong to you so it is irrelevant what your opinions are in regards to any of it. Including whether or not they want to join NATO or if they want European troops there.
Signed everyone (except countries who also bully their citizens)
Ukraine doesn't belong to you so it is irrelevant what your opinions are in regards to any of it. Including whether or not they want to join NATO or if they want European troops there.
Signed everyone (except countries who also bully their citizens)
February 26, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Dear Russia
Ukraine doesn't belong to you so it is irrelevant what your opinions are in regards to any of it. Including whether or not they want to join NATO or if they want European troops there.
Signed everyone (except countries who also bully their citizens)
Ukraine doesn't belong to you so it is irrelevant what your opinions are in regards to any of it. Including whether or not they want to join NATO or if they want European troops there.
Signed everyone (except countries who also bully their citizens)
Zelensky is a man who has remained in a war torn country to defend its citizens from the aggression of the deluded dictator bully of the largest country on the planet.
Trump faked bone spurs in order to avoid the Vietnam war.
Trump isn't even worthy to speak Zelensky's name.
Trump faked bone spurs in order to avoid the Vietnam war.
Trump isn't even worthy to speak Zelensky's name.
February 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Zelensky is a man who has remained in a war torn country to defend its citizens from the aggression of the deluded dictator bully of the largest country on the planet.
Trump faked bone spurs in order to avoid the Vietnam war.
Trump isn't even worthy to speak Zelensky's name.
Trump faked bone spurs in order to avoid the Vietnam war.
Trump isn't even worthy to speak Zelensky's name.
