What is weird is that if this show was on The CW I'd feel more OK with it.

Maybe something that can help focus on the positive effects on your digestive health. "All Up In Those Guts"

I sat next to my brother who sat next to James Doohan when we saw Jurassic Park at a local theater.

How big is his pocketbook?

Executive Order to seal up the boiler room and make sure it's not a point of entry/exit incoming.

Maybe some sort of time or term limit on characters to keep things interesting?

Wonder if it counts the Friend's Pass version that lets you play with a friend who bought it?