I don’t like to shatter any illusions, Jules but you’re one of the least witchy people out there.

Brilliant idea, I’m buying a swearing jacket on Amazon as we speak.

LIZZIE!! Good to see you too. I’m behaving myself on here. I’ll probably wear a smoking jacket and stop swearing. I hope you’re doing ok. 🙂

Yes, same here. It won’t take me long; I’ve got lots of friends, I just don’t like any of them.

Oh fuck, I’m not going to last ten minutes am I. Perhaps if I wear a cravat they’ll let me stay.

I don’t have a clue what I’m doing.

Be perturbed no more.