“Tasted a little tear gas— tasted like fascism”

watching home reno shows and taking a shot every time they choose boring ass white finishes

"Stop romanticizing toxic tropes in fiction"

Bro literally never heard of 'Romanticism' (1790 - c. 1850) and how it's a deliberate rejection of order, harmony, balance, and rationality and celebrates the irrational, personal, emotional, weird, occult, and monstrous by design, how embarrassing 😞

SHARE WIDELY.
KNOW YOUR RIGHTS.

With mass deportations starting today across the country, it is vitally important - for both citizens and non-citizens - to know your rights.

You have the right to remain silent. Assert it. You have the right to a lawyer. Ask for one.

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Stopped calling him Daddy, I'm a whorphan now

I've been slowly making my bf watch Twin Peaks for the first time and he just fully choked at an owl explosion dream sequence cut scene

A vanilla soy latte is a three bean soup.

Ok wait no has anyone ever gotten a whole ass onion disk in their onion rings? Because I just did and it was atrocious

good cop: want a coffee before we start?

bat cop: *flies right into the wall*

The new winter redbull tastes like cough syrup and bubblegum flavored dentist accessories, why did they do that

Good morning internet, I just put sunscreen on my toothbrush. How's everybody else doing?

At least we still have soup

I would like to offer to the timeline; Miso doin her thing

is this the new void to scream into?