How to say you have no idea without saying you have no idea:

"retains optionality on anything"

They are happy to listen to Jizz-laine after they tell her what to say.

Any word on whether it will be subtitled so we can understand our genius FLOTUS when she tries to speak English after living here illegally for almost 25 years?

Venezuela repeatedly denied him a casino license. Oil companies love sponsoring Presidential Libraries, etc.

Wait, wait. Have you already forgotten about the 14 million jobs that Ivanka single-handedly created?

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019...

At $30,000 a head bounty, still a sizeable payday no matter how many fat incel losers have to split it.

I don't think it's the stroke. When I see a 180 degree heel turn like this, I always suspect Kompromat (perhaps on his wife as a naturalized immigrant).

For example, see Lindsay Graham declaring he had enough of Trump, going to Mar-A-Lago for a weekend, and then being a toadie ever since.

I love eating octopus but I hate eating octopus.

I think they make Russ wear overalls when he starts wielding his budget pen, which is also a good nickname for his penis.

We could prevent a lot of this if they simply gave ICE applicants a test to screen out incels and high school losers looking to pay back the world.

Maybe not. She could pull from the Alina Habba playbook and get a MAGA boob job and clown lips and make some real hay.

If Kernen and Bartiromo had a baby, it would probably declare moral bankruptcy before it hit the radiant warmer.

Yup. If the person of interest dressed and looked just like Ben Shapiro, the default MAGA position would be that it was a Dem supporter dressed up as Shapiro because they've been brainwashed to believe the partisan explanation over what otherwise should be clear to what's left of their senses.

I prefer this one because spot on for our current Democratic Party Blue MAGA types.

Smelling anything besides his own soiled diaper is a win for him.