Furious Carrot
@furious-carrot.bsky.social
The carrot your mother warned you about.
Remember your mother casually checking to see if the bloodstains on my jacket was mine or the other guy's whenever I'd come home in the morning after work? Good times.
January 5, 2026 at 6:34 AM
Remember your mother casually checking to see if the bloodstains on my jacket was mine or the other guy's whenever I'd come home in the morning after work? Good times.
All I need is a recent photograph of the dude in question
January 5, 2026 at 6:03 AM
All I need is a recent photograph of the dude in question
The best of BEERS
December 26, 2024 at 10:57 AM
The best of BEERS