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Sonic the Hedgehog’s Dilemma
@furioursus.dev
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📍 Queens, NY

i’m a queer frontend dev and part-time raver. Agender, bisexual, and polyam. i post about #mtg, #adhd, and queer shit.

Spouse: @coziestheaux.bsky.social
Sir: @chimeracoder.bsky.social
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HOW IS THIS NOT A GATE, @magic.wizards.com? IT’S IN THE DANG NAME!
A common dual land in #mtg set TLA (0274): North Pole Gates. The card shows an entrance to an icy road surrounded by icy walls surrounded by polar waters. The text reads “This land enters tapped. Tap card: Add white or blue mana. Spend 4 generic mana and tap, sacrifice this land: Draw a card.” The flavor text reads “The Northern Water Tribe knew their safety was earned through diligence and caution.” The card art is by Andrewas Rocha.
November 16, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Sentence structure matters. If your AI is not “built into” Excel but rather “built in,” i have even greater concerns about your shitty tool than i would normally.
Billboard on the side of Westin Hotel in New York for a company called Endex that has a tag line that says “AI Built in Excel” and shows a Microsoft Excel window below it with an AI widget on the side.
November 15, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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Hey so remember barely a day ago when i said this shit? Well i finished the poster and it went live and it fucking slaps more than some genAI bullshit from a "Daddy DJ" in Chicago could ever do.
An altered version of Norman Rockwell's famous Thanksgiving-themed painting, "Freedom from Want" showing two family elders presenting the Thanksgiving dinner to a table of guests. This photo has been altered to have @chimeracoder.bsky.social's face, a slender brown Desi face with wiry thick beard and mustache as the patriach while a hooded pup in a pink pup mask is superimposed on the grandmotherly person serving the plate. On the plate is a jar of poppers and lubrication. The lube says "Unleashed presents STUFFED: Maximum Slickness" and the bottle of poppers actually has a pup hood on it with the text "Puppers" as the title. The table of guests have been replaced by 9 different human pups wearing their hoods, all looking around at one another and at the plate. The Flyer reads "DJ Shonar: Friday, NOV 14 9pm to 3am $30 advance, $40 door"
November 13, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Yeah, it’s hard to think of a more damning indictment of Spider-Man’s lack of appeal than the Micro Center #mtg aisle.
An entire aisle of Micro Center showing six cabinets filled with Spider-Man MTG bundles and boosters.
November 12, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Exhibits A, B, and C, your honor:
November 12, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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It’s wild that he’s claiming he got it from them despite it being AI generated (always look at the hands) and then ~six days after their death, post a Duran Duran video but never mention anything about them.
November 12, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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i mean, usually me.
Cover art for Foster the People’s album, Torches. The band name has been altered to read “FOSTER THE COCKS”
November 11, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Oop, here we go:
November 11, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Okay now i want to build something that capitalizes on the infrequent opponents that run defender creatures via Noggle Bandit.
A Magic: the Gathering card for Noggle Bandit, a 1 generic and two hybrid Izzet mana. It depicts a humanoid creature with a donkey’s head wearing a hood and thieve’s implements whilst perched along a roadway. Creature - Noggle Rogue Noggle Bandit can't be blocked except by creatures with defender. Noggles believe that they were the first race ever to walk Shadowmoor. They don't "steal." They just take back what's rightfully theirs. 2/2 Thomas Denmark ™ & © 1993-2008 Wizards of the Coast, Inc.
November 10, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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For a second I thought yall were playing #mtg and were using a proxy for Trouble in Pairs, which also feels like something of a match, too!
“Trouble in Pairs,” a 2 colorless, 2 white mana enchantment from Murders at Karlov Manor that reads “If an opponent would begin an extra turn, that player skips that turn instead. Whenever an opponent attacks you with two or more creatures, draws their second card each turn, or casts their second spell each turn, you draw a card. Together, they're greater than the sum of their rap sheets.” It features two badass-looking elves with Mohawks and biker hair in leather outfits looking menacing.
November 9, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Wake up babe, new term for pnp bottoms just dropped
A food truck sits on the side of a street with a sign at the top that reads “CloudPie.”
November 9, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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i know it’s part and parcel of getting older and also being on top of one’s health, but getting an email from my doctor about finding abnormal cells and needing to do an anoscopy and possibly a biopsy has really taken the wind out of my sails today.
A very crunchy compressed image of Kermit the Frog looking disgruntled.
November 7, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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So i’ve isolated the original art and now need to proceed to make a proper style head of Zohran that matches this era instead of the bad photoshop job The Post did (and with such a bad photo, too!)
An iPad held in my hand with an isolated image of the aforementioned cosmonaut, cleaned up and tweaked, with a reference headshot of Zohran smiling next to it.
November 6, 2025 at 6:54 AM
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Fun fact: the art the NY Post used for the illustration of Mamdani is from a 1962 Soviet poster: Glory! to the Soviet People, the Pioneers of Space! by Vadim Volikov.
Classic Soviet-era illustration showing a Soviet Cosmonaut wearing an orange suit and helmet while holding up a large hammer and sickle in his hands.
November 6, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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So i am absolutely making a screenprint of this (but without the nypost itself)
Cover of today’s New York Post that has an image of a red jumpsuited worker standing against an art deco city background holding the hammer and sickle. Zohran Mamdani’s face has been superimposed onto it. The text reads “on your Marx, get set, Zo! Socialist Mamdani wins race for mayor.” The headline says “The Red Apple.”
November 5, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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i mean if anyone knows how to identify a scumbag...
Harassment allegations On February 13, 2019, The New York Times reported that seven women (including Phoebe Bridgers and ex-wife Mandy Moore) said Adams offered to assist them with their music careers, then pursued the women romantically. They also claimed that Adams retaliated when they spurned his advances, hindering their careers and harassing them in text messages and on social media.[89][90] The accusations surfaced in the context of the #MeToo movement against sexual harassment. Adams initially denied the accusations but in July 2020, he issued a statement in the Daily Mail apologizing for his actions.[91][92][93]
November 5, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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looool @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social confirming for everyone that he was in fact, going to be petty boots at the primary debates:
November 5, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Comedy is legal again
November 5, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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Cuomo's Ford Bronco has a license plate that feels... on the nose.
New York state license plate that reads "KMS 2332"
November 5, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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live view from cuomo hq
A sad, bearded man sits alone wearing a party hat in what probably is supposed to be an office but honestly looks like a Best Western living space. He is all alone, with no one to celebrate him or his forgettable accomplishments. Like Andrew Cuomo, he also has nipple rings that nobody ever asked to see.
November 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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🤌🤌🤌
Yes. Thanks!! Yesterday 5:24 PM I want to vote out governor cumo and his brother too - thev can both be disgraziato italiano DD to my faget face I'm totally mortified - I'm so so so so sorry. That was to my
November 4, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Toxic positivity has some people locked in a death grip. i promise you that critique is not a bad thing.

Also you can just… not pay them any mind instead of critiquing them and being negative, yourself? IDK
A post from an anonymized Bluesky profile 3 days ago that reads, “Any time i hear someone give critique on anything now, especially if it's a youtuber I just go "Shut up you fucking baby jesus christ" The amount of times I find myself doing this to myself is also not surprising.”
November 4, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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If *i* were renowned sex pest Andrew Cuomo, perhaps i would NOT put out a TikTok on Election Day about how my white 96 Ford Bronco is not the same model as OJ Simpson’s Ford Bronco:
Andrew Cuomo stands in front of a 1996 ford Bronco in white and while slapping the hood of it says “so important not the OJ Bronco.”
November 4, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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i’m sorry, imagine any other mayor being nearly this cool:
Zohran Mamdani speaking at “Papi Juice” a queer and trans PoC artist collective.
November 2, 2025 at 12:07 PM