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Elizabeth, Knife-Shoe Enthusiast
@furiosalizabeth.bsky.social
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Writer, editor, figure skater, book nerd, amateur gluten-free baker. She/her, ace, bi. TERFs f*ck off. 🏳️‍🌈
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Today of all days?? LIES #SkateAmerica #figureskating

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The NYT Spelling Bee game claims that “menning” is not a word
November 16, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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Littleton!
Pink northern lights over suburbia
November 12, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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Littleton!
Pink and green Northern Lights
November 12, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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I was so jealous of all of you but then I went outside again and HOLY SHIT #AuroraBorealis #cowx
Pink and green northern lights over suburbia Pinks and green northern lights
November 12, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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Me after seeing Misha's score #GPFigure #FigureSkating
Figure skater Daniel Grassl with a sparkly question mark on the back of his right glove
October 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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My cousin just got married and Maisie is ready for the reception!
A black dog wearing a pink satin bow around her neck
October 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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the world is on fire but I made this tomato ricotta tart tonight and that helped a little
A pie crust filled with ricotta filling and topped with tomato slices
October 6, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Yay, as a person with celiac disease I can’t wait to wrap this around my sh— OH FUCK OFF INTO THE SUNNNNNNNN
The box containing a Sharper Image Heated Neck and Shoulder Wrap, which looks very soothing The instructions for the shoulder wrap, including the ingredients, which feature WHEAT
September 24, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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I grew this dahlia. Its name is Spartacus!
A large red Spartacus dahlia bloom
September 17, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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I might be a little obsessed with waterlily dahlias. 🌱🌸
A trio of Janice waterlily-type dahlia blooms (pink and yellow) with two Pam Howden blooms on the right A pink and yellow Pam Howden waterlily-type dahlia bloom floating in a shallow bowl of water A pink and yellow Janice waterlily dahlia floating in a shallow bowl of water with a sign that reads “Best Floating Waterlily” A light pink Kelgai Ann waterlily-type dahlia in a vase. Behind it and to the left is an arrangement of three white Clearview Sarah cactus-type dahlia blooms.
August 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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The theme was “Dahlias in the Solar System,” so there were a bunch of space-themed arrangements. 🌱🌸
An arrangement titled “Dahlias Around the Sun” featuring a large orange dahlia framed by smaller yellow and orange blooms and greenery An arrangement titled “A Black Hole” with orange and yellow dahlia blooms and tiny white flowers around a black space An arrangement of pink and white dahlias and other flowers designed to evoke the Horsehead Nebula An arrangement of mostly red and orange blooms titled “Dahlias Around Mars”
August 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Everything sucks but I went to the Colorado Dahlia Society show today and saw some magnificent flowers! 🌱🌸
A Bloomquist Jean dahlia, which is a large orange-pink informal decorative bloom, in a vase A Pam Howden dahlia, which is a large orange-pink water lily type bloom, in a glass vase A dark pink Caitlin’s Joy ball-type dahlia bloom in a glass vase A red and yellow Maxima dahlia bloom in a green vase with other dahlias of various colors around it
August 24, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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It took me less than a month to go from “oooh, I grew a zucchini!” to “WILL NO ONE RID ME OF THIS TURBULENT ZUCCHINI” (this is three days’ worth minus the one I forgot to harvest until tonight; peach for scale) 🌱
Seven large to very large zucchini on a dark granite counter next to a much smaller peach
August 14, 2025 at 6:24 AM
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HELL YEAH SAVANNAH BANANAS
Coors Field is packed with Savannah Bananas fans Savannah Bananas on the Coors Field Jumbotron
August 9, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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I accidentally turned my back on the zucchini for a few days. Whoops.
Six large to behemoth zucchini on a black kitchen counter The biggest zucchini with my arm next to it for scale. The zucchini is bigger.
August 1, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Roomba went on strike/He’s down on his luck/It’s tough, oooooh, so tough
A Roomba lies in pieces at the bottom of a flight of stairs Closeup of the despondent Roomba
July 1, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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oh hell yeah. I really needed some good news this week!
Screenshot of an email telling me I've been selected for the Savannah Bananas' Banana Ball ticket lottery
June 10, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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A scientist peers through a microscope. Below, two slides of tiny particles, the second showing the world’s tiniest violin.
June 6, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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I did not have “lift and carry a 60lb dog up and down the stairs repeatedly” on my bingo card today, but Lady sprained her ankle shortly after I returned from taking Maisie to the vet for her checkup 🤦🏼‍♀️
Closeup of a large brown dog with her paw resting on an ice pack
June 5, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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I mowed the lawn today and my two helpers have proof, lol
The back legs of a brown dog. The paws are green. The legs and feet of a fluffy black dog. Her paw pads are green.
June 2, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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“This is not homoerotic,” the filmmakers presumably said to the Hays Code people with a straight face
Jane Russell stands behind two nearly naked men who are wrestling heterosexually Jane Russell is framed by two toned male gymnasts who are upside down and mostly naked Jane Russell walks through two rows of nearly naked men doing “calisthenics” Jane Russell sits between two nearly naked men with their legs up in the air
May 26, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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I mean. First of all, note the openly lustful women in the background.
Jane Russell, a gorgeous brunette in an iconic black pantsuit, does a musical number with multiple muscular men wearing tiny flesh-colored shorts as a dozen women look on appreciatively
May 26, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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Everything is terrible BUT I am now the proud owner of a glow-in-the-dark petunia plant!!! #bloomscrolling
A healthy petunia plant with white flowers in a white pot Petunia flowers and buds dimly glowing in the dark!
May 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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This week Maisie managed to fit two toys in her mouth at the same time and was incredibly proud of herself
A fluffy black dog holds two plush toys in her mouth and looks very pleased with herself
May 2, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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Ready for the neighborhood potluck tomorrow. I love making this chocolate tart because it looks like it takes way more effort than it actually does.
A delicious chocolate tart with gluten-free Oreo crust
April 26, 2025 at 4:08 AM