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Jupiter
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10,000 IQ American Revolution fan. Master of The Lesser Key of Solomon.
Toaster noise.
November 17, 2025 at 3:27 AM
It is certainly annoying that everybody has to deal with the USA not being the place it is on paper which actually enables a lot of people and other annoying and unnecessary evils. The nineteenth amendment actually destroyed the soul of this nation but it won't go back. I'm going Communist.
November 16, 2025 at 11:58 PM
It took until my stupid ass showed up for people to start asking this gimmie that fucking pepe
November 16, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Everybody is cowards did you know? There's people that try too hard too, look at who opposes us, view whole scoreboards. My rival goes and gets 2 more deaths and 3 less assists to get there.
November 15, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Delta Force King of the Hill, featuring the omnipresent useless coward team of cowards that are cowards and should listen to The Feeding of Neculai.
November 15, 2025 at 4:11 AM
November 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
November 14, 2025 at 4:49 AM
The constitution didn't legislate a mans right to grow and smoke a plant like he is a homo-erectus that has to eat raw meat and maybe go for weeks with just plants to be fair.
October 29, 2025 at 1:12 AM
A wild lone Japan appeared.
>1,000 years of worship
>Over 1,000 years of worship
>Literal human programming in the name of nothing better to do & everybody does it
>Secular, expect them to show back up
>"They were never there"
>Christian nation
>There is no god
>Only Christians exist
???
October 28, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Decisive Portuguese victory. I will never be swayed.
October 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
There was probably a point in time where people would get murdered on the spot when they said this, I think: because I feel it. Could be me.
October 22, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Fuck
October 22, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Bitch
October 22, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I came here to bitch about this for fun and lost it in a rabbit hole but I can propose non aggression pacts now so I guess that's immersive wtf who is me
October 22, 2025 at 10:38 AM
October 22, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Bpfpfpfpfpfpfpfffff
October 22, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Ritual to manifest a new Admiral of Australia (AUS is a boat) (infinite wealth trade federation hedonism paradise) (pretend it's a boat)
October 22, 2025 at 4:15 AM
You know; I never was some little coward bitch that says some shit online then sees some shit happening in real life and tells them self they couldn't possibly be responsible.
October 22, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Pretty weird how everybody is trying to have sex before brains are done showing up while no orgies ever happen at the same time as far as anybody can tell without the internet, despite the
October 20, 2025 at 4:45 PM
The Chad Portuguese invasions vs The Virgin British 13 Colonies (they didn't keep them) (conceptually):
October 19, 2025 at 7:45 AM
October 19, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Totally 100% real and historically accurate American Revolution:
October 19, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Hmmm
October 18, 2025 at 11:38 AM
October 18, 2025 at 11:35 AM
The thing about having a circumcision is I am literally better than you for it and without one you probably must wear briefs and have to get your clothes messy every day. This one small trick makes everybody way more comfortable.
October 17, 2025 at 6:52 PM