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furcifer.bsky.social
@furcifer.bsky.social
My Affenpinscher brings all the boys to the yard,
Damn right she's finer than yours.
Agree. DJ a bit meh
August 3, 2025 at 10:05 AM
I thought Hinds sound was excellent, couldn't really hear a word of Voidz tho
August 3, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Try a Spanish film called 'The Beasts'. Grim with an incredible sympathetic ending, you won't forget it.
May 27, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Hystorical novella?
May 20, 2025 at 9:19 PM
It's an evolutionary thing. The smaller you are, the easier it is to climb into arseholes.
May 8, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Clearly the AI's worth it when it grabs your attention
April 25, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Bitte, ein Affenpinscher..
April 23, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Ein Affie?
April 21, 2025 at 10:57 AM
How many miles to Shoesbury?
April 11, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Good God, is Burberry doing red checked caps these days?
April 11, 2025 at 8:20 PM
To be fair, it would be a returning home for the vine stock.
April 11, 2025 at 8:17 PM
You mean Anusaurus, I presume
April 11, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Irritating springy twat
March 27, 2025 at 10:29 PM
All well and good but how well does it burn?
March 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I can see a cat in that Rorschach stain
March 26, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Just give the big twat a rugby ball, he'll sort those midgets out.
March 9, 2025 at 8:41 PM
When you're out of your depth you just parrot the last taunt you remember from your bullyboy pal.
March 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Yes but to-who?
March 4, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Ewe job?
March 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Can't you green screen this, too much choice. F x
March 4, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I'm sorry Ms Decker, we've looked at your IQ test and we can't accept you on Top Of The Pops.
March 4, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Fackin Guinea pig innit bruv
March 4, 2025 at 7:14 PM
A face like a sharted gusset.
February 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I started a small local flour biz over lockdown. All you knead is love. Proud of the name, all yours.
February 21, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Mount Fuji
February 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM