@furcarpe.bsky.social
I'd open my legs for an old fella like him too 😩💕
February 5, 2026 at 5:26 PM
I'd open my legs for an old fella like him too 😩💕
God DAMN that pouch looks full
January 28, 2026 at 12:02 PM
God DAMN that pouch looks full
The urge to put him in a headlock...
January 24, 2026 at 10:25 PM
The urge to put him in a headlock...
Makes me wonder if the zebra lad is more annoyed or turned on by his shit-talking 🤔
January 24, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Makes me wonder if the zebra lad is more annoyed or turned on by his shit-talking 🤔
Love how Doug'd always eager to remind everyone he's THE MAN here... I love this grumpy asshole😩💕
January 24, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Love how Doug'd always eager to remind everyone he's THE MAN here... I love this grumpy asshole😩💕
He's like those things that move closer to you whenever you don't look at them except his dick gets bigger instead
November 27, 2025 at 9:41 PM
He's like those things that move closer to you whenever you don't look at them except his dick gets bigger instead
That one Sylveon bondage art you made lives rent free in my mind
November 23, 2025 at 11:07 PM
That one Sylveon bondage art you made lives rent free in my mind
Do you perchance give a free trial for these cuddle machines ? 🥺💕
November 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Do you perchance give a free trial for these cuddle machines ? 🥺💕
All the way down ? 😇
November 22, 2025 at 2:20 AM
All the way down ? 😇
Me next ? 🥺 Pretty please Dad
November 21, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Me next ? 🥺 Pretty please Dad
Think he should work on his pull out game...just in case...
November 18, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Think he should work on his pull out game...just in case...
The 🍆🍒 size diff fills me with joy
November 14, 2025 at 11:58 PM
The 🍆🍒 size diff fills me with joy